250: The Injustice
Who knew librarians had “Library Stories” where patrons lose their minds? Chris Cowan of Pop Mockers has a 3-year-old who thinks if you have a big belly, you’re having a baby… no matter what your gender. John brings the Quiz-Knows. James brings a story for “Would I Lie To You”. Christian brings “One From The […]
249: Small Briefs
James’ daughter does something stupid with her hair. John sees James from the past. Christian can’t get the bar stools her ordered. Plus new segments and listener stories! Best clean funny podcast! Support us via Patreon!
248: The Fireball
Christian has troubles with a grill. John sends a text message to the wrong person. James hates his stupid dog. Plus listener stories!
247: Mostly Graham
This week: Awesome things we had to give up as children because of Jesus. TVGuardians bleep even God’s name. A knee injury where “the same color as pizza grease” is mentioned. Lastly Graham C’s sister hacks his email to send in a story of her own. Enjoy!
246: Corn
This week it’s Critical Points, Cheesecakes, and Corn. K. Micheal Prince joins us!
245: Cute Redhead
Lucas’ Dad embarrasses him after meeting a cute Redhead on a plane. Graham plays a mean game of Monkey in the Middle. Steve’s Dad paints his own eyes yellow. Enjoy!
244: Aquarium of Doom
Christian finds an awesome aquarium and then completely messes the whole thing up! Plus your stories!
243: The Church Dress Mess
We’re back…. again! This week James, John and Christian spin yarns and tell tales. What kind of tales? How about having a 7 year-old kick your butt at chess? A dog pooping out balloons and a little boy who tries to help a church lady with her church dress. Clean comedy baby!
242: Puppy Dragon
Amy burns the Perfect Pancake. Steve can’t dance even inside his Mall Bunny costume. Puppy Dragon’s brother is Desperately Seeking Squiggly. Jaryd’s 7 year-old sister is a Batty Biker.
241: Big Gas Grill
Steve has a real-life Mighty Mouse appear. Brittany looses her eyebrow piercing. Arlyn becomes a trapper catapult. Issac gets a girl off him and Daniel has a bad case of the black socks.
240: Birthday Backbend
This week John tells of a Facebook Birthday post that left him bent over with laughs. Jennifer returns as guest-host.
239: The Bunny
This week James’ wife Jennifer fills the second-chair in John’s place. Jenn shares her brave battle against a pest located under her car.
238: School Bus
We catch up a bit from our Holiday Break and share several hilarious Middle School and Homeschool stories. Warning: It’s funny…
237: Christmas Magic
Today we’re James, John and Christian are telling stories about their Christmas experiences, memories and traditions.
236: Goodwill
Madeline from Tallahassee shares an…interesting story about an interesting character from her job at Goodwill. This Week’s Stories The Bonfils Incident [11:20] Crotch Rotch [16:17] Snot Shirt [18:57] Sweater Puppies [20:20] Rerouted [25:03] Horse Crap [27:14] Dixie’s Yellow Jacket [32:32]
235: Snap, Crackle, Pop
James, John and guest-host Christian share funny real-life stories. This week Justin tells us about his least favorite outhouse. Hint: It’s the furthest one. This Week’s Stories Snap, Crackle, Pop [16:52] Bloody Bathroom [20:36] Feeding Time [26:13] Hose the Devil Off [28:55] The Stinky Foot [34:51] Godzilla [37:38] Little Mr. Cheese Guy [39:50] Nightmare Flies [45:02]
234: Italian Greyhound
This week we’ve got a ton of listener-submitted late Halloween Stories and a new segment titled, Homeschool Report! Oh, and John makes fun of Italian Greyhounds. This Week’s Stories A Grave Goodbye [14:38] Death Angel [17:09] Me As A Girl [21:33] The Un-Enhanced Story [24:53] On A Stick [31:45] Fly Larvae [34:38] Fruit Salad [41:15] […]
233: Zumba Is Stupid
This week John is in recovery from his Halloween Alternative event and we’re joined by Break Room Studio‘s Chris Cowan who learns, thanks to a listener’s story, that Zumba is stupid. This Week’s Stories The Most Embarrassing Moment in the History of My Life [17:04] Zumba Is Stupid [21:26] The Guy Who Tried Way Too Hard [24:24] […]
232: Crispy Cream
Elizabeth shares a story about her first Krispy Kreme doughnut, and the less-than-fresh milk she got to enjoy with it. This Week’s Stories Shower Socks [2:35] The Ninja Termite [7:05] Highway Moon [14:22] Crispy Cream [16:20] Tooth Extraction Conniption [19:52] The Legless Turtle [24:13] Fun With Trenches [27:46] Crazy Old Great-Uncle Dr. Wade [30:27] Deep […]
231: Vacation Stories
Vacation is supposed to be relaxing and restful. So why are all of our stories about getting sick and nearly killing your kids? Enjoy!
230: A Focused Shiver
Welcome to the first episode of That Story Show! This week we’re sharing your funny real-life stories and inviting you to do the same. This Week’s Stories: Dog’s Can’t Tell Time [4:30] Bad News BBQ [6:46] A Bugged Life [15:07] The Pinch [18:11] She’s Got An Arm Off [21:24] Every Rose Has It’s Thorn [23:20] Cheesy […]
229: Kids Are Idiots
This week’s stories all seem to prove what we at Nobody’s Listening have known for a long time: Kids are idiots. Featuring some content that didn’t make it into last week’s theme show and some stuff from 2011!
228: Kids Believe the Darndest Things
This week we’re doing a Theme Show and that theme is “Things I believed when I was a kid”! We’ve got a ton of listener-submitted stories that’ll make you laugh till your inner-child starts complaining!
227: Zombie Bird Pit
Corey’s son helps cover their dog’s tracks as a serial bird killer. Zane builds a Sparkler Bomb. Keith blames his brother for a flooded tent.
226: It Licks the Lanolin
Keith is two for two with his seeing-eye-dog stories. This week Mackie is licking lotion off people… no matter where it may be.
225: Fog Out That Cat
John has a devil cat sneak into his church peeing and pooping on everything. He shares the great lengths he went to in ridding his place of worship from the demonic feline. Stories: John rids his church of a devil cat. James embarrasses his 4th grade daughter for the first time. Paulie’s wife farts out […]
224: Heaven Is For Real
James shares a long forgotten story of a time he faked his own death, and a trip to Heaven, to avoid an embarrassing medical procedure. Show Recap: John had a busy week. James pulled a surprisingly long and ill-placed thread from his shorts. John did a funeral and confirmed to everyone that he had never […]
223: Mockingbird
John’s back from his two-week “vacation” at kid’s camp and an FCF adventure, and he’s ready to tell us how he really feels about it all. Show Recap: John loves and hates kid’s camp. Camp is just controlled chaos and he loves silence. He loved his FCF campout and is embarrassed about his FCF name, […]
222: Slow Blood
This week Chris Cowan from Pop Mockers podcast fills in for John, James’ blood is slow and Chris’s son licks his plate and the bottom of his sandals clean. Show Recap: We review Christ Cowan’s last 5 tweets. Talk about what a Bucket List is and isn’t. Tweeted messages the world can’t understand. Farting is […]
221: Trading Places
This week my friend Christian Suddreth is trading places with regular co-host John Steinklauber. We’re reviewing social media, eating GoGurt from a bowl, listening to a six-year-old swear on accident, and drinking hot water. This week’s clean comedy stories: James feels like a homeless junky walking through Kingsland, Georgia at night. Christian’s mom updates her […]
220: The NLCast Baby Story
There is a baby who belongs to two listeners of Nobody’s Listening who wouldn’t even be married if not for this show! This is their story! This week’s clean comedy stories: James’ dog risks his life by lying on his laptop backpack. John had to deal with Yard Sale people. James was nearly eaten by […]
219: Slap Your Mom
This week James wants to slap over-protective, helicopter parents for their children’s bad behaviors… and then he sings about it. This week’s clean comedy stories: John’s son is “that” kid at camp that won’t shower and get’s scared at night. James has problems with the behavior of the children and parents at most events he […]
218: If God Has a Dad
James decided that if God has a dad he’s done with Christianity. This based on an email from a middle schooler.
Nobody’s Listening Studio Tour
This is a much requested podcast studio tour of the dark gray room that I record my podcasts in… lovingly referred to as the NLCast Podcast Studio. Enjoy! You’ll see every square inch of my “man room” including all of my collectibles which fall into three main categories: Buzz Lightyear, Star Wars and Lego. If […]
217: Josh Kaufman
This week we discover that John looks an awful like 2014 The Voice winner, Josh Kaufman.
216: The G-Rated F-Bomb
Bonnie thanks us for not using the F-Bomb… so we make our own version… rated G.
215: Adventures in Westville
John takes his Ranger group to a Old West town that seems to reinforce Native American stereotypes.
214: The California Grille
James describes his experience at a hipster California cuisine bar-and-grill.
EP 213: Westinghouse Showerhead
John’s a ranting fool this week. He’s got problems with Westinghouse and isn’t afraid to rant in a calm voice about it!
212: The Toilet Moth
James tries to peg a moth in the toilet bowl. John’s got issues with an idiot at Panera and his son’s a Sinner. Stay till the end for a Recap-song that pays tribute to a special dearly departed guide-dog.