263: Shirtless at Subway
James tells the Featured Story about an embarrassing moment at Subway. John’s kids rename themselves. James’ son is an evil comedy genius. We’ve got another Mommy Lifehack, some great listener submissions and the Recap Song. Enjoy!
262: Cutting off the Clothes
John shares the story of his nearly fatal car crash from two years back. Plus, what do you do with the body of a dead giant? What happens when you’re shooting arrows and your wife has a baby? What does a yawn and a hiccough sound like. All this and more on this episode of […]
261: Life Hacks
We’re talking about what we’ve been up to for the past two years, middle school dumpster diving, mommy life hacks, asking fathers for permission to marry their daughters, a naked bike race, an inappropriate child, returning anything to Walmart, fiancée boogers. and much, much more.
260: Dead Pandas
Clean comedy for the whole family. This week we’re telling stories about: Dead Tropical Fish, Dead Pandas, A Hungry Dentist, and more. Plus our quiz and Would I Lie To You game! Support us via Patreon!
259: Spit Pool
This week we’ve got more clean-comedy spitting your way: A bloody gerbil, Vaccinating a teddy bear, Taking out your brain, A psycho hospital toilet and much more! Support us via Patreon!
258: H-E Double Hockey Sticks
This week we’ve got some great clean-comedy stories for ya: Puddle o’ Lando, an assistant headed to H-E double-hockey-sticks, Flammable 70’s Shag, Stolen goose head, and why James has to beat his car. Support us via Patreon!
257: Jumble Guns
John quizzes our knowledge of butt trivia. Christian shares some tips on how to enjoy Islands of Adventure in Tampa, Florida. Graham C’s sister shares where here hair went. So much more. A great episode! Patrons get your bonus audio here. Support us via Patreon!
256: The Tubes
This week we’ve got more clean comedy for ya. Stories about tire trouble, bonfire burdens, terrible tubes, flippin’ the bird, and a bloodball! Support us via Patreon!
255: Middle School Drama II
It’s time to dig down deep into the weird world of the average American middle schooler. What do they think is funny? How about writing with poop, Making a bad joke before a funeral, Being cast as a Donkey, Slipping in mud trying to kick someone and more!
254: Fantastic Yanks
This week James, John, and Christian bring you clean comedy stories about: Wedgies, swapping chromebooks, handcuffs, Walmart, and bad sandwich meat. Support us via Patreon!
253: Sibilance
This week James, John, Christian AND special guest-host Donovan Adkisson bring you clean comedy stories about: Red Box, a School buss disaster, a racist baby, and a warm plate of Not-Queso dip.
252: And My Brother
This week James, John and Christian bring you clean comedy stories about: Kids wishing they could remember infancy. Is the Pastor’s house messy? Getting blamed for a messy bathroom stall. Peacock Pie. A tattletale TV. Sunday School Survival. A 7th grader and his brother enjoy a bee attack. Also thanks to Trainkid9 for his “One From […]
251: Flag Flying
This week James, John and Christian bring you clean comedy stories from childhood. Funny stories about the silly things kids say, the things they do for fun, and the misunderstandings they often have. It’ll make you want to get a job as a “Checklinester”. Support us via Patreon!
250: The Injustice
Who knew librarians had “Library Stories” where patrons lose their minds? Chris Cowan of Pop Mockers has a 3-year-old who thinks if you have a big belly, you’re having a baby… no matter what your gender. John brings the Quiz-Knows. James brings a story for “Would I Lie To You”. Christian brings “One From The […]
249: Small Briefs
James’ daughter does something stupid with her hair. John sees James from the past. Christian can’t get the bar stools her ordered. Plus new segments and listener stories! Best clean funny podcast! Support us via Patreon!
248: The Fireball
Christian has troubles with a grill. John sends a text message to the wrong person. James hates his stupid dog. Plus listener stories!
247: Mostly Graham
This week: Awesome things we had to give up as children because of Jesus. TVGuardians bleep even God’s name. A knee injury where “the same color as pizza grease” is mentioned. Lastly Graham C’s sister hacks his email to send in a story of her own. Enjoy!
246: Corn
This week it’s Critical Points, Cheesecakes, and Corn. K. Micheal Prince joins us!
245: Cute Redhead
Lucas’ Dad embarrasses him after meeting a cute Redhead on a plane. Graham plays a mean game of Monkey in the Middle. Steve’s Dad paints his own eyes yellow. Enjoy!
244: Aquarium of Doom
Christian finds an awesome aquarium and then completely messes the whole thing up! Plus your stories!
243: The Church Dress Mess
We’re back…. again! This week James, John and Christian spin yarns and tell tales. What kind of tales? How about having a 7 year-old kick your butt at chess? A dog pooping out balloons and a little boy who tries to help a church lady with her church dress. Clean comedy baby!
242: Puppy Dragon
Amy burns the Perfect Pancake. Steve can’t dance even inside his Mall Bunny costume. Puppy Dragon’s brother is Desperately Seeking Squiggly. Jaryd’s 7 year-old sister is a Batty Biker.
241: Big Gas Grill
Steve has a real-life Mighty Mouse appear. Brittany looses her eyebrow piercing. Arlyn becomes a trapper catapult. Issac gets a girl off him and Daniel has a bad case of the black socks.
240: Birthday Backbend
This week John tells of a Facebook Birthday post that left him bent over with laughs. Jennifer returns as guest-host.
239: The Bunny
This week James’ wife Jennifer fills the second-chair in John’s place. Jenn shares her brave battle against a pest located under her car.
238: School Bus
We catch up a bit from our Holiday Break and share several hilarious Middle School and Homeschool stories. Warning: It’s funny…
237: Christmas Magic
Today we’re James, John and Christian are telling stories about their Christmas experiences, memories and traditions.
236: Goodwill
Madeline from Tallahassee shares an…interesting story about an interesting character from her job at Goodwill. This Week’s Stories The Bonfils Incident [11:20] Crotch Rotch [16:17] Snot Shirt [18:57] Sweater Puppies [20:20] Rerouted [25:03] Horse Crap [27:14] Dixie’s Yellow Jacket [32:32]
235: Snap, Crackle, Pop
James, John and guest-host Christian share funny real-life stories. This week Justin tells us about his least favorite outhouse. Hint: It’s the furthest one. This Week’s Stories Snap, Crackle, Pop [16:52] Bloody Bathroom [20:36] Feeding Time [26:13] Hose the Devil Off [28:55] The Stinky Foot [34:51] Godzilla [37:38] Little Mr. Cheese Guy [39:50] Nightmare Flies [45:02]
234: Italian Greyhound
This week we’ve got a ton of listener-submitted late Halloween Stories and a new segment titled, Homeschool Report! Oh, and John makes fun of Italian Greyhounds. This Week’s Stories A Grave Goodbye [14:38] Death Angel [17:09] Me As A Girl [21:33] The Un-Enhanced Story [24:53] On A Stick [31:45] Fly Larvae [34:38] Fruit Salad [41:15] […]
233: Zumba Is Stupid
This week John is in recovery from his Halloween Alternative event and we’re joined by Break Room Studio‘s Chris Cowan who learns, thanks to a listener’s story, that Zumba is stupid. This Week’s Stories The Most Embarrassing Moment in the History of My Life [17:04] Zumba Is Stupid [21:26] The Guy Who Tried Way Too Hard [24:24] […]
232: Crispy Cream
Elizabeth shares a story about her first Krispy Kreme doughnut, and the less-than-fresh milk she got to enjoy with it. This Week’s Stories Shower Socks [2:35] The Ninja Termite [7:05] Highway Moon [14:22] Crispy Cream [16:20] Tooth Extraction Conniption [19:52] The Legless Turtle [24:13] Fun With Trenches [27:46] Crazy Old Great-Uncle Dr. Wade [30:27] Deep […]
231: Vacation Stories
Vacation is supposed to be relaxing and restful. So why are all of our stories about getting sick and nearly killing your kids? Enjoy!
230: A Focused Shiver
Welcome to the first episode of That Story Show! This week we’re sharing your funny real-life stories and inviting you to do the same. This Week’s Stories: Dog’s Can’t Tell Time [4:30] Bad News BBQ [6:46] A Bugged Life [15:07] The Pinch [18:11] She’s Got An Arm Off [21:24] Every Rose Has It’s Thorn [23:20] Cheesy […]
229: Kids Are Idiots
This week’s stories all seem to prove what we at Nobody’s Listening have known for a long time: Kids are idiots. Featuring some content that didn’t make it into last week’s theme show and some stuff from 2011!
228: Kids Believe the Darndest Things
This week we’re doing a Theme Show and that theme is “Things I believed when I was a kid”! We’ve got a ton of listener-submitted stories that’ll make you laugh till your inner-child starts complaining!
227: Zombie Bird Pit
Corey’s son helps cover their dog’s tracks as a serial bird killer. Zane builds a Sparkler Bomb. Keith blames his brother for a flooded tent.
226: It Licks the Lanolin
Keith is two for two with his seeing-eye-dog stories. This week Mackie is licking lotion off people… no matter where it may be.
225: Fog Out That Cat
John has a devil cat sneak into his church peeing and pooping on everything. He shares the great lengths he went to in ridding his place of worship from the demonic feline. Stories: John rids his church of a devil cat. James embarrasses his 4th grade daughter for the first time. Paulie’s wife farts out […]
224: Heaven Is For Real
James shares a long forgotten story of a time he faked his own death, and a trip to Heaven, to avoid an embarrassing medical procedure. Show Recap: John had a busy week. James pulled a surprisingly long and ill-placed thread from his shorts. John did a funeral and confirmed to everyone that he had never […]