378: Lame
Toddler Ellia calls her sister the worst word she knows. Alongi looses his pants due to a cactus.
377: Bug Chug
Agatha’s grandmother gets a little bonus in her beer.
376: Car Theme Show
Sami’s grandpa chases down a stolen truck. Mr. Actor Kid experiences a wild Karen blocking traffic.
375: A Special Kind of Stupid
Tad tells of a time he thawed a turkey till it was a rotten mess. MariBeth sticks a Tabasco jelly belly up her nose.
374: Trauma Llama
Lillee describes a nightmare involving her family and some evil llamas.
373: Staples
Patrick’s mom is cut loose with a medical skin stapler. Liam gets caught gaming all night.
372: Pandemic Car Panic
Rachel fights the ‘rona and her anxiety trying to get her car started in a pandemic.
371: The Purple Church
Young Patrick innocently asks to attend an adult dance lounge known as the Purple Church.
370: The Fishing Test
Shawn makes sure his son has to pass a test before getting his fishing license.
369: A Dog’s Purpose
Ben from Louisiana insists that an object that travels through a canine’s digestive tract comes out better than before.
368: Bathrobe Dance
Fred’s mom scars him for life when a mouse forces her into a less than decent condition.
367: Microwavable Love
Disney Evans learns in a cringey way that being a school ambassador is not for her.
366: Rocky’s Revenge
Barbara tells of a time her father was the target of a flying squirrel with a vendetta.
365: The Slippery Slide
Colleen shares a story from first grade about a slide that was slippery for all the wrong reasons.
364: Santa Karen
Just to be clear, Karen, this episode contains Santa spoilers!
363: Thin Red Line
The Baffled Buffoon has a black and white printer that is printing red lines. Impossible!
362: Peanut Butter Delight
Cameron’s dad enjoys a chunk of used peanut butter. Cynthia gives herself mini hickeys.
361: Machete Baseball
Asher plays baseball with a machete strapped to his leg. Maia throws her hamster out the window.
360: Bald Bunny
Trevor’s wife knows how to get rid of dragons. Camden lies about stealing cookies.
359: Hot Grandma
John thinks grandmas are hot. Hana’s brother is going to end up in prison.
358: Jaws
Coleen’s boyfriend goes after the wrong set of legs in the pool. James makes a huge mistake when filling his dog’s water bowl.
357: Husbandly Duties
Savealife78’s husband needs a little help to fulfill his husbandly duties around the house. Evan holds baby puke in his mouth.
356: Ultimate Froggy Sacrifice
Jim’s classmate tries to share the Good News during a dissection. Tess has too many kids.
355: Dangerous Dojo
Lizz and Aaron share a story about a spanking that got way out of hand.
354: Stupid Bench!
Evan cracks his shin one to many times on his wife’s childhood furniture.
353: The Potty
James shares a disturbing story about a young man, his mother, and a bathroom.
352: The Aroma
Eva experiences a movement of a different kind during a particularly deep prayer. John experiences phantom tingles.
351: Bitten Bits
Steve’s baby bites his bits. Grandpa swears loudly in church and Vic gets wasted on Soma.
350: Pre-Blessed Food
Hope and her boyfriend connect over a shared meme. James makes a confession about Carman.
349: Playing With Fire
Karen tries to burn down a college library. Gail-Marie puts out a fire using pure genius.
348: Toe Torture
Georgia puts a piece of glass through her toe. Angela sings a song to her class on Zoom.
347: Honey and Jelly
Jackson’s little brother lies about the contents of his sandwich. James is ticked at Jesus.
346: A Gentle Whisper
Trevor is burped like a baby. Anitra witnesses a bathroom stall door beat down.
345: Bathroom of Doom
Eva’s family faces the unspeakable horror of a gas station bathroom. Baby Lliam picks up a dead mouse.
344: Chocolate Milk Diva
Vivia wants chocolate milk and is bad. Pierce is a crush killer.
343: Twilight Time
James’ son is in rare form after a broken elbow requires anesthesia. Lucy’s brother swallows his tooth and goes hunting for it.
342: Bad Reviews
This week we share 14 years of negative reviews we’ve gotten for the podcast.
341: The Finless Brown
James bags the illusive Finless Brown while fishing with his dad. Ryan draws a bomb and gets tagged as a tiny terrorist.
340: Challenger
Meet Challenger. He’s a young black lab and he loves to dig! Trevor yells at the wrong person. Elisabeth goes to the bank.
339: Displaced Dad
Rachel looses her dad. Danny finds the wrong dad. James messes up everyone’s gender.