185: Harvey’s Devil House

James tells the story of his first roommate and his fixation with an abandoned house. Opening Song: “Sumimasen” by Parry Gripp Weekly Updates: John – John’s son has an uncanny has a way with stating the obvious. Ethan – Had a Final Destination type experience. James – NLCast.com was hacked… by John. Listener Stories: Walter – told about a […]

184: Fresh Hot Pizza

Ethan Nicolle tells a wonderful story of how he tempted members of a local gym with the promise of pizza. Opening Song: “The Angry Birds Theme” covered by Pomplamoose Weekly Updates: James wants you to listen to his update over at Geek Loves Nerd. John got a huge splinter and Ethan had a less than […]

183: Moving Mommy

John shares several stories from his trip helping his Mom move out west. Plus, we’re joined by new co-host Ethan Nicolle! Opening Song: The GAG Quartet “Le Internet Medley” Weekly Updates: James talks about his troubles with an infected burn. John wonders why moving trucks don’t have rear-view mirrors. Ethan talks about chicken parts… even […]

182: Zombie From Jesus

James and John recap Halloween and share their frightening tales of candy, scaring people, and toots… (grow up John)! We also listen to some great listener submitted stuff from YOU! Opening Song: This week’s ditty comes to us from the genius of Roomie for a nice cover of Jonathan Coulton‘s Still Alive Weekly Updates: James’ Jenna ponders […]

181: The Bad Baker

James and John pull listener-submitted stories from the unread archives going back to October of 2009! Opening song: Gravy & Toast by show favorite STWPT Weekly Updates: James thinks out loud during a sermon… that HE’S delivering! And John’s Mother-in-law takes up AxeCop for some nighttime reading. This Week’s Stories: Salmonella Simona got a Close […]

180: Bauer Hall Bomb

This week John shares an excellent story of a bathroom bomb he was forced to clean up in college. Opening Song: Reality Hits You Hard Bro! by the geniuses Schmoyoho Weekly Updates: We got some roach poo eatin, saddlebag bustin, junks punchin madness this week. The Featured Story: This week John shares an excellent story of a bathroom […]

179: Dirty Secrets

James and John share some shameful deeds, ready your stories and give away a Minecraft account. Opening song – Harry Playing Harry Potter Weekly Updates: James got a dog that poops tree trunks, John got a ticket, and James Gets a bird… The Bird. This Week’s Stories: SeniorDoobie had fun going to Pen Island, Melanie found out […]

178: ET Terror

James and John share your stories right out of the NLCast inbox and voicemail line. Opening Song: Pop Culture by Madeon This Weeks Stories: Micah (AKA Assin21) tell us how to get out of playing with 21 year old girls, Ned sent in a camping story on how he un-bucked a kids teeth by tripping […]

177: Fish Room

James and John share your stories right out of the NLCast inbox and voicemail line. Send in your stories for a chance to win a free Minecraft account!

176: Cookie Jerky

This week we bring you Nobody’s Listening “Unfiltered” where we’re reading your emailed stories right out of our show’s inbox. Send in your stories for a chance to win a free Minecraft account! Opening Song: In Search of Diamonds by Eric Fullerton

175: Three Demon Horses

James tells a three stories this week. One story for each horse he’s ever ridden and the trama he suffered because of them. Opening Song: Songify This – Best NASCAR Prayer Ever  

174: Summer Camp Stories

This week we’re doing a theme show. The theme? Summer Camp! Join James and John as they share the best and worst experiences with Summer Camp. Plus your stories too! Opening Song: Porcupine Eating A Carrot – Parry Gripp  

173: Mark Malkoff, Celebrity

This week John and James have the honor of interviewing and laughing with Comedian and Viral Film Maker Mark Malkoff! Opening Song: Songify This – Can’t Hug Every Cat MarkMalkoff.com – Mark on Wikipedia – Mark’s Twitter

172: Ireland Tales

James takes the Featured Story segment this week after spending 10 wonderful days in Ireland. Opening Song: Body Spray by Parry Gripp

171: Buddy Said Rayford Eat Um

This week we’re going deep into the NLCast unread archives from 2009 and pulling out random stories that never saw the light of day. Opening Song “Our Kindergarten Teacher” – Kindergarten of Ch’ŏngam-guyŏk, Ch’ŏngjin-si, DPR Korea

170: Homeschool Jewel

Today we are joined by newcomer Homeschool Jewel as she attempts to set the record straight about how James punked her via email. Opening Song: Dad Life by COTM Happy Father’s Day!

169: I Met Jesus At The Waterpark

James and John share what’s been running through their Netflix queue. Hint: It ain’t Twilight. Opening Song: The TV Theme Medley (FreddeGredde)

168: Voicemail Hail

John and James picking through your voicemails and the mess the Google Voice makes of them when it tries to transcribe them. Let’s hope they never perfect it. Did I mention there is a Recap Song at the end? Opening Song: Tunak Tunak Tun by Daler Mehndi  

167: Bad Guy Earth

This week James and John are joined by Ethan Nichole, the co-creator and Artist of Axe Cop, to review and riff on the new Dark Horse release, Bad Guy Earth! It’s an extra long episode so hold on tight! This thing is full of Bad Guy Earth spoilers as well… just a warning. This episode […]

166: Punching A Dopey

It’s an all Geek Music episode! Plus your stories. Nu Thang Opening Song – Star Trek Girl by meekakitty James shares a story about two 4 year old boys and a port-a-crib from 1974. John gets a golden tooth and visits Disney World. Windows Music Remix Lego Imperial March Heavy Metal Version See You On […]

165: Hangy Downy

James and John tell stories that come to mind from randomly generated words. These words actually: cigarette, feature, gate, shopping, pure, restrictive, frilly, heartbreaking. Opening Song – The Aggressive Bee by MCMrNapkins (thanks Cucch!) James’s 3 year old son uses his new ability to speak to support his Dad’s teasing of his older sister. John’s […]

164: Bowels of Mercy

James and John are joined by Jennifer Kennison, co-host of Explicit Answers as they reach into the bowels of the NLCast Unread Email Archive from 2009 for your entertainment. Opening Song: Gravy and Toast by SongsToWearPantsTo (thanks John!) James schools a haughty middle school kid. John’s friend’s child spreads rumors about child abuse from his […]

163: Red Ring of Death

James and John talk mostly about movies they’ve seen recently on Netflix streaming. Plus your stories! Opening Song: Mario Theme Song A Capella – Jimmy Opening Song 2: Ching Chong – Jimmy – thanks GrumpyOldMan James misunderstood the intentions of a local Metal Detector Guy John’s Likeness was featured in Axe Cop and he finished […]

162: The Brown Slurpee

James and John talk at length about why there hasn’t been a show for the past two weeks. It involves a 7-Eleven, a broken Slurpee machine, a young assistant manager and a sick daughter. Be amazed! Opening Song – Friday by Rebecca Black Opening Song 2 – Superman by Norazo James’ wife cleaned the bathroom […]

161: Man Bacons

James and John update you on their week and answer listener submitted questions. Hilarious stories sprinkled throughout. Opening Song: The Golden Age of Video – By Ricardo Autobahn James tells of how he teases his daughter because of her fear of E.T. James’ annual report video is outdone by a co-worker who can write backwards. […]

160: Bean Bag Bat

James and John share your hilarious clean comedy real life stories and a few of their own: Opening Song: Space Unicorn by Parry Gripp James talks about a guy he’s sure is stalking him through Target. John’s son shares God’s first name… Howard. Make sure you’re visiting You’re Mocking Me Aren’t You every day. Nobody’s […]

159: Chip and Dale

James and John share geeky links and funny love stories from our listeners. This episode’s bonus content: Retro NLCast Promo Song Acapella. Want bonus content? Get the NLCast App! Sponsored by: DrawYouAPicture.com Opening Song: Zombie Ninjas by SongsToWearPantsTo James tried to throw away his wallet. Jenn mistakes a Rock Band controller for a real Fender […]

158: System Error

James, John and Erik Fisher (from Wellness Break Radio) tell stories that come to mind from a random word generator plus your stories and comments. Opening Song: Yub Numb – Parry Gripp James’s daughter thinks her brother is a Stunt Man. John’s car died in an Ikea parking lot. Erik crashed his car into a […]

157: The Axeiversary

James and John reboot NLCast by sharing funny stories about their trip to California to meet the creators of Axe Cop. Opening Song: Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig – Parry Gripp James is trying to teach his son to poop in the potty. John’s son used a fart as an exclamation mark. LA Axe […]

152: It’s Not Water

Ethan Nicolle, co-creator and artist of the amazing web comic Axe Cop shares a story of a childhood water gun fight. Ethan Nicolle is guest hosting. Opening story about some green cheese cubes. Ethan’s mom ate half a caterpillar. James had one in his salad. Ethan sucked a fly. James thought letting kids burn would […]

151 – The Warmth

Mike from TMIPodcast.com shares a story of an event in the night that never should have happened. Everything in this show is like LOST Opening story is from a guy who screws up his friend’s dream date James hated Star Wars Weekends John’s son bought some great music Mike valet parks his mini-van 30 folks […]

150: I Touched Ginga

James’ sister Aimee comes back for a very special milestone episode. She basically just tells lots of crap about her older brother.

149: Nice Boxers

Erik J. Fisher of WBR Show fame joins NLCast for the third time and talks about getting walked in on while changing.

148: Cat Crap Trap

John shares a couple stores stories expressing his extreme fondness for cats.

147: Probably Shouldn’t Share This

It’s a theme show. The theme? “I probably shouldn’t share this, but…” It’s full of awesome. Check out our new podcast: CHOP! – The Axe Cop Fancast