330: Blond-Kid Blowup
Some kid becomes hysterical over a closed app. James puts his underwear on backwards.
329: Missing Momma
Mike and his sister lose track of their mother’s ashes. James’ son sees an angel.
328: Ratmare
Ramiro relives his horrible rodent control job. John asks is it okay to tell someone when their clothes aren’t on right.
327: Kara
Joseph has a creepy girl on his tail. John take the wrong cup at Starbucks. James is overdressed for Subway.
326: The Reset Prank
Tiny from Earth Oddity Podcast joins us this week and shares the story of a little prank that paid off big time!
325: Chicken Nugget Lady
Emily has a disturbing chat with a lady about chicken nuggets.
324: Baby Yoda
James’ wife thinks the baby Yoda is actually Yoda. James unwittingly names his new dog Mr. Noodles.
323: Ocean Enema
John jumps 67 feet off the bridge of a giant boat. What a pain in the rear!
322: Gerbil Blanket
Making a blanket for your gerbil is a bad plan.
321: An Embarrassing Tail
Harmony tries to do her job and stay germ-free. Then this happens.
320: Witch Finger
John’s got a human-sized stuffed animal on the loose. James worries about people who don’t know how to Chic-fil-a.
319: Fight Club for Girls
James wants to see his wife fight a lady. John answers questions about Disney Plus.
318: Halloween Special 2019
This week it’s a collection of the scariest middle school drama stories we could find!
317: Mouse Dance
James tangos with a mouse. John dreams of putting things right.
316: The Legend of James
Telman writes in sharing several stories from his middle school years when James was his Youth Pastor.
315: Bowl Flipper
John hates pajama day. James’ wife is a bowl flipper.
314: Hawk Attack
James’ son gets attacked by a hawk. John tries to make Kool-aid in his mouth.
313: She Did A Craft
John looses his eyebrows. James needs to be spoken to very slowly.
312: Mike
James son speaks Parseltongue. John is an epic quiz master.
311: James Hates Leia
James hates his dog. John owns up to making noises in class.
310: King Reginald
John gets no respect at Burger King. James’ son proves he’s the best kid in the family.
309: Mexican Vacation
James and his wife go on vacation to Mexico. John hates on stuff.
308: Good Godly People
John is more perfect than perfection. Sarah leaves her siblings to die. James really likes salad. MomofBoys is a wet blanket. Tiny gets scammed. Jed’s wife-to-be is worried about her marriage medicine. Nathan’s daughter tries to rip out her teeth. Nate’s wife is too old to attract a pedophile and Sara hears from God in […]
307: An Unexpected Shower
Fred’s buddy has a crappy camper. James is his mom’s favorite son. John’s son has the voice of a wedding planner. Drew gets an unexpected shower. Anonymous Wife and her husband have an interesting week of revival. Parker slaps his grandmother and Dan enjoys a glass-filled slushie. Send in your back-to-school themed stories for our […]
306: Best of Volume I
Buckle up as we blaze through the best of the first five episodes of Nobody’s Listening.
305: Bra Badgers
John says The Lion King sucks. Amedly speaks Spanish. Andrew wins a crappy remote. Elizabeth has a crazy friend. Noah’s co-worker sees monkeys in his phone pics. Wii has a leaky bladder. Becca goes over the hill. Luke dials 911. MomofBoys talks to a crazy lady and Phil tries to scare an owl out of […]
304: The Icicle Killer
Our special guest, Jeremy (Spider Pan) Shields from Neverland: To Disney and Beyond, shares a great camp story about a campground built near an insane asylum. Send in your story this week for a chance to win a $20 Steam gift card!
303: The Galvanized Toilet
James brings a story about trying to find a place to relieve himself. John has a special prayer partner. Then we’ve got stories about people catching a cat, a kid peeing out of a tree, trying to defend the English language to toddlers and more. Clean comedy at its finest!
302: Soft Serve
It’s the show after Narthex Con so we share funny stories from Narthex Con! Also some great listener stories that’ll put hair on your chest… well, you’ll learn what grosses out a chimp anyhow.
301: Narthex Con 2019
Join us as we record in front of a live audience at the first annual Narthex Con! John and James share hilarious clean comedy stories and interact live with storytellers in the audience. Not to be missed!
300: The Bat Show
It’s episode 300 and it’s bat-themed in celebration of the 10-year anniversary of John turning into a bat and flying away (which happened during episode 160)! Enjoy a plethora of funny real-life stories about bats and the people who were freaked out by them.
299: Risky Bridgeness
This week James and Jenna are bringing you some hilarious life stories and commentary. Enjoy!
298: Library Creep
Chris Cowan from The Cowan Boys Super Movie Show shares a great fart story with a surprise ending.
297: Adulting
Austin Reason and Janusz Strzepek guest host and share stories about adulting and creating a game with a cult following. Check out Austin’s podcast: Noobs and The Whovian
296: Mustache Lady
James and his wife are on a date when a lady approaches them. You won’t believe what happened next!
295: Home Security Scam
Justice is served when a cocky customer service rep tries to hold James to a false contract. Weekly Rewind: James hears a woman whistle for her kids. J gets flooded out of school. John has issues with Comcast Featured Story: James tells of a company that tried to hold him to a contract that was […]
294: Poo Picasso
Luke Kirk shares a story about a co-worker who enjoyed painting the toilet stalls with his own waste. Weekly Rewind: James drinks a 5-hour energy, falls down the stairs and has a not-hot lady try to sell him something he doesn’t want. Luke buys cheap paint and ends up with inner thigh issues. Featured Story: […]
293: Cockroach Up My Pants
What would you do if you had a huge palmetto bug fly up your pants? Weekly Rewind: James is 2 seconds late for his weekly update John rants about his Internet cable getting cut Featured Story: James has a giant roach fly up his pants. Listener Stories: Paper Vapor – Steveatronius37 Made Up Story – […]
292: Marriage Managed
John tells of the time he dumped his future wife but managed to win her back in the cringiest way possible. Weekly Rewind: James’ daughter has strange ideas and makes up a new word. John has managed to get poison ivy on his face. Featured Story: John dumps his girlfriend, then asks her to marry […]
291: Emoroco
James think’s he’s made up a new thing, but finds it’s already a thing. Weekly Rewind: John installs a TV that’s to smart for it’s own good. James thinks he’s invented a new phrase. Listener Stories: Volume Villan – Trevor Estuary Egress – William N. LBB of the Week – Tom Freaky Friday – Michelle […]