49: The Best Christmas Ever
In this festive episode of Nobody’s Listening, host James and his brother-in-law Anthony share humorous and heartfelt stories. James recounts a horrible childhood Christmas when his estranged father gifted him a coveted remote control car. Anthony shares an embarrassing moment at Walmart, where college girls giggled at his unnoticed unzipped pants. Listener stories include Casey’s […]
48: Loose Mousse
James and guest host Drew from HardcoreChristianGamer.com share a collection of funny and cringe-worthy real-life stories. Drew shares a mortifying childhood mishap. At 12, eager to impress at a new school, he mistook a bottle of Nair for hair mousse. Listeners also chime in with their own stories. Trevor from Canada clears up myths about […]
47: Spider Senseless
T.Rouche shares a disturbing funeral filming experience and a funny anecdote about a child. The hosts recall a fun church staff dinner with video games for seniors, plus a miscommunication with an elderly attendee. A humorous waiting room moment involves a malfunctioning toilet. The podcast celebrates its 50th episode with a listener contest for favorite […]
46: Auzzie Jeff
James and guest Jeff from Podhammer.net share humorous clean comedy anecdotes. Jeff is stranded at a train station for hours and his daughter’s newfound fear of Santa Clause. Listener stories include Rihanna from Scotland blurting out random gibberish about loincloths in school, BT Wei’s tale of his sister mistaking a stranger for their dad at […]
45: Mack Attack
James and guest co-host Lauren, share funny life stories. Lauren shares a disastrous DIY eyebrow waxing attempt that glued her eyelids shut and a high school story about her math teacher’s stretch pants erasing whiteboard notes. Listener Chelothias is playing Mario Party on school computers, while Katie repeatedly rearranges her room for her grandma. Tyler […]
44: Len Wind
James with guest co-host Len Peralta from Jawbone Radio, share a collection of clean comedy real life stories. Len recounts a “electrical” family moment when his son was born letting out an epic fart in the hospital hallway. James shares a chaotic tale of a gas pump mishap, where a hose detached, splashing gas everywhere. […]
43: Hatchet Man
James and guest host Dave shares a collection of humorous and relatable life stories. a church pastor’s unintentionally hilarious sermon where he repeatedly refers to a “hoe,” James’ young daughter tells him to get out of her face. David pranks a friend pretending to swing an axe at him. Listeners contribute stories, including a middle […]
42: Gaming Gone Wild
James and David from County Louth, Ireland, share humorous personal stories. David shares two stories: one about a chaotic childhood game with his brother involving a BB gun, and another about accidentally cutting his finger with a sharp ceramic tool. Listener stories include a pastor mistakenly mentioning “Playboys” during a children’s sermon, a teen startled […]
41: Halloween Show
It’s a Halloween-themed episode. Host James, joined by his wife Jennifer, focus on humorous and spooky stories shared by themselves and listeners. James rethinks scaring a young Jennifer but makes it worse. Scaring one another during Jennifer’s pregnancy, when they startled each other in a dark room. Listener submissions: White Mage Jack shares a trick-or-treating […]
40: eBeg
Guest hosts Eric and Rob from We’re Both Right deliver a great mix of personal anecdotes plus your listener-submitted clean comedy stories. Eric feels like he’s “cheating” on his old dentist. Rob nearly hits an old lady on a bike. James looses his belt in a Twinkie-fueled haze. The featured story dives into Eric and […]
39: Fear Factor
Featuring guest host Minuet, host of The X Podcast. Clean comedy stories include: Minuet recounts a mortifying moment during a Christmas program where she sang a song, then chaos happens. Charlene shares a comedic tale of discovering a mouse in her new home. Garrett witnesses a man at a McDonald’s drive-thru wearing a baby bib […]
38: Disney Drama
James, joined by guest host Trevor from Canada, shares a series of humorous stories centered around a recent family vacation to Disney World. Jenna mistakes a paw symbol for her “grand-paw”. Growling at people from a cave in Animal Kingdom. Battling a torrential downpour at Downtown Disney, only to face animatronic pirates that scared Jenna. […]
37: Israel Underground
James and guest co-star Kevin from Royal Priesthood share laugh-out-loud life stories! Kevin recounts his wild trip to Israel, from getting nabbed by security the moment he landed to scaring tourists in creepy catacombs. He also shares an embarrassing moment of opening a car door for his giant rapper friend, mistaking him for his wife, […]
36: Binaca Mace
James and a guest co-host Tom share humorous personal stories. James recounts joining a Mexican soccer league in Texas, where a sudden mosquito swarm interrupts a game. Tom shares a cringe-worthy tale of accidentally spraying mace in his home while his pregnant wife was present. Listener stories include a nine-year-old boy picking up his dog’s […]
35: Secret Sobriety
James is joined by guest hosts Josh and Dago from the band Secret Sobriety. James loves Britney Spears songs. Josh screws up while buying Bruce Springsteen concert ticket for a show in Germany, and Dago describes a chaotic mountain bike crash. Dago sneaks into a five-star hotel. Josh wakes up alone in a dark Masonic […]
34: The Perfect Wii
Scott, a podcasting mentor and creator of Extra Life Radio and The Instance, shares a cringe-worthy tale from his childhood involving a urine sample, a dark room and a little fright. Jeff from the UK (or Australia?) shared a wild tale of an “underwear tornado” when a drawer of his skivvies flew off a “ute” […]
33: Trevor’s Tooltime
In this episode of Nobody’s Listening Podcast, host James and new co-host Trevor share humorous life stories. Trevor recounts a high school prank where he and a friend removed doorknobs from classroom doors. James’s king-sized mattress flies out of his truck on the highway. Donya’s five-year-old son mistakes ketchup for Tabasco sauce. Frosty shares a […]
32: MIA Special Edition III
Rhiannon from Scotland shares about a tall, pale man who plays eerie organ music at 3 a.m. Jesse recounts his brother Sam’s 13th birthday, where a girl gifted him a shirt bought from a women’s clothing store. Parker describes learning sign language to share the podcast with a deaf classmate. Clara from Portugal shares a […]
31: Switchboard Suzy
David prank-calls a switchboard, pretending to be a woman stuck in an elevator, only to spark a chaotic response involving the fire department, police, and the hospital CEO. Listener stories add to the chaos: Wesley from Ohio shares a childhood memory of refusing his mom’s “scroodles”. Lee Ann describes getting stuck in antique handcuffs at […]
30: The Electrocution
James and Amy share a mix of cringe-worthy and laugh-out-loud clean comedy stories: Mom pees in a trash can, a bathroom light chain. The featured story is about sister Lee Ann who’s zapped by a faulty shop light while helping tar a leaky trailer roof. Jackson’s cowboy brother’s unconventional baby-proofing, an anonymous writer describes a […]
29: MIA Special Edition II
James shares a heartwarming moment of his two-and-a-half-year-old daughter praying in the backseat, thanking God for her coloring books, markers, and even her hand. Inner-city kids camp stories including a kid vomiting episode during a chapel service. Listener stories add to the fun: Mike from the UK describes a pet shop mishap, Dave from Denver […]
28: When Animals Attack
This week it’s a theme show sharing wild and funny animal-related mishaps alongside listener submissions. Amy kicks things off with a creepy tale of a demonic cat squished flat in her grandma’s garage and a vicious rooster that terrorized her until her mom took drastic action. She also recounts a childhood prank where her siblings […]
27: The Purple Dress
Hosts James and Aimee deliver a collection of hilarious personal anecdotes and listener-submitted stories that capture the chaos and humor of everyday life. Amy shares a tale of falling ill right after dining with their pastor; a Chicago trip gone wrong with parking tickets and a grumpy cop; sneaking a forbidden purple dress to a […]
26: Blue Butter
James and Aimee share funny stories from Aimee’s basement. She describes a video store mix-up where her husband’s forgotten card led to confusion with another “Amy.” James recounts a truck-driving mishap where adjusting the seat slammed him into the steering wheel, and another where his wife let a truck roll into the street. Featured stories […]
25: The Monster Room
A squishy banana left in the car turns James’ Sunday church visit into a “white‑mark” confession. David revisits the infamous “subway girl”. Aimee house‑sits a spooky home. Plus listener‑submitted stories: a two‑year‑old creates a siphon with a bendy straw; a mud‑pit tumble at a rural fair leaves a rider coated in cow‑manure; a childhood chase‑the‑chickens […]
24: Van Bogging
More hilarious true‑life stories! David shares The Van Story where he van stuck in a mud pit, improvise a rescue using bolts of fabric, and race against the clock to clean up before mom gets home. Plus the story of a surprise baby cow that showed up in the back of a conversion van along […]
23: The Free Cow
In this episode James and David riff on a wild mix of personal anecdotes and listener submissions. James recounts his recent “pastor‑test” graduation, a bizarre medical‑cup mishap, a chaotic encounter at Target, and a road‑trip saga that ends with a free drink from a truck‑stop attendant. The centerpiece is a nostalgic, over‑the‑top story about transporting […]
22: The Sister Show
In this special edition of Nobody’s Listening Podcast, host James Kennison, joined by his sisters Lee Ann and Aimee, shares hilarious and nostalgic sibling stories, with brother David also contributing. Lee Ann recounts a childhood mishap at their grandparents’ house where she and Aimee, while roller-skating in the carport, fell on each other and laughed […]
21: The Book
James shares a story of a time he risked it all to buffer his hindquarters with a book. Also the usual weekly updates, listener stories and voicemails you’ve come to know and love. Special thanks to all the fans who joined us on stickam.com this week. It’s a blast interacting with all of you.
20: The Embarrassing Show
Theme show! This week David & James tell their most embarrassing stories. You’ll laugh, cry and cringe along with America’s favorite story-telling half-brothers. Thanks to Jennifer F. for her theme idea! Why not send your idea for next month’s theme show today? If we use it, we’ll send you a NLCast button! Big woop!
19: Air Supply
David tells of a time he risked drowning to impress and p0wn a show off. We also discuss torn pockets, butt cream, wet money, warnings, Gambit wanna-be’s, tornado girls and much more! Huge thanks to everyone who’s left us a review. We’re up to 50 as of today. That doesn’t mean we’re awesome… it means […]
18: Listener Input Show
The hosts share personal tales and church updates, including a binge on Dan Brown books. They humorously discuss a new “X-rated” sermon series and your stories! This week it’s all about you the listener! We put the call out for input and you responded… but thankfully not all of you. That would have made it […]
17: MIA Special Edition
In a solo Nobody’s Listening, James shares a funny story about his daughter mistaking a WoW bat for a “butterfly and monkey.” He invites listener stories! Davie-o oh Davie-o. Wherefore art thou oh Davie-o! David’s MIA this week due to work schedules and trying to get himself ready to leave America (!). James takes it […]
16: Bikes
It’s a theme show and we’re telling stories about bikes! Jumping them, falling off them, hurting yourself (and others) on them… It’s a virtual bike circus type thing! Thanks Josmur for the suggestion! Who’s will be next? We’re probably switching to Thursdays after 5pm central from now on. David is usually working every Wednesday. We […]
15: The Boys
Evil has a name… two names actually: Johnathan and David. Two brothers, four stories. Enjoy them if you dare. Thanks for all the voicemails and emails this week! Keep um coming. We’ll be doing a theme show next week so send your suggestions to nobodyslisteningtous at gmail dot com. If you haven’t checked out The […]
14: Ugly Becky
Always clean, but probably offensive to someone… David warns everyone of the dangers of Internet Dating. You’ll also hear how Yoda is helping me sell my home and how demons are helping me find a new one. Also a few of voicemails and submissions from the fans. Enjoy!
13: Auger Man
James and David recount their visit to the Steamboat Museum in Kansas City, where a self-proclaimed historian reveals he was only four seconds smarter than them! Have you ever had someone front like they were smarter than you but you knew they weren’t? This episode we tell of a man who was 4 seconds smarter […]
12: Puke From Heaven
Join us for our first themed show, where we dive into clean comedy stories. This week, we share a hilarious tale about witnessing a guy puke from a passing car! Our lappy problems are solved and so we’re back. This week we’re doing the show a little differently by taking a theme and telling as […]
11: The Pilot
Finally… the release of the long awaited, much anticipated pilot episode of Nobody’s Listening. Listen to our very first attempt at podcasting. You’ll hear about James’ flying experience with a red go-kart as well as David singing. Hold on to your hats folks… this is what you’ve been waiting for. The Pilot is being released […]
10: We Hate Aimee
Aimee never had it easy. She was just trying to get her younger brothers to fold some laundry… what they did instead will make you laugh out loud. It’s our 10th episode and we’re more excited than ever to be doing this podcast! Thanks to everyone out there who keeps us pumped up with emails, […]