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David is back! He tells us a couple of great stories about a Hospital switchboard operator named Susan. Plus the usual Weekly Updates and the WORST recap song to date!
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I hope David’s here soon. Bye. How are you doing out there,podcast people? This is Nobody’s Listening Podcast.
It’s episode 31 brought to you the week of August the 20th,2007. I’m one of your hosts. My name is James and my brother’s here. Oh my gosh.
I’m David. I’m back. All hail David. Don’t cuss the podcast.
She said hail. My sister’s here. Hey, I’m Amy. And we’re so glad to be a family once again.
David of course is in Ireland. Yep. No love for Ireland, huh? Oh, it’s great.
It’s nice and wet. Yeah. Well, congratulations, dude, on your kid. Thank you.
Thank you. Yep. It was a long struggle, but I pushed her out. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, wow. Edit. All of our mothers that listen to our podcast are just fuming right now at David. They were like, he’s such a nice boy.
It’s so good to have him back on the podcast. Well, that evil wimp, that woman, he don’t know anything. It was a fast. It was two and a half hours.
Fast for sure. Let’s ask Kerianne. Yeah, the person that did not have an epidural. I don’t think you have a right to gauge the speed of said birth.
Said birth. Amy, they actually use that saying out here. Of the said grocery store. We say that all the time.
I didn’t make them special. Oh my gosh. I know. But anyway, yeah, so it was good.
It’s time for the Weekly Update. What’s been going on? Here’s your Weekly Update. What are they?
You have one? I have one. I got mine. Okay, go Dave.
Okay, in fairness, when Amy used to come up with her Weekly Updates, it was all about her child. Yeah. Now, I’m pulling into that. Yes, you are.
And you understand. I totally understand. So it’s like five o’clock in the morning, Katie wakes up, feeds, and then I change her. That’s our routine.
So I’m sitting there, I’m changing her, I have her on the edge of the bed. Okay, not on the edge of the bed, HRS, but on the bed. You’re in Ireland, what are they going to do to you? thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com I’m not talking about a liquid water gun.
I’m talking about soil. Like, it is soil. And it comes out and it shoots from the end of the bed to halfway to the wall. And I swear, I don’t know how I ended up on the ceiling, but I did.
And I’m like Spider-Man getting it away from me, you know? I don’t know how it didn’t hit me, but it didn’t. thatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow,reviewthatstoryshow, It’s actually when when she when she was born and Carrie Ann was resting I took over all that just to let her rest and I didn’t even think twice about it honestly like it just became an instinct of take care of the child make sure she’s clean and after the fact I like hours later I’m sitting down Katie’s sleeping,Carrie Ann’s sleeping I’m like James would love to have seen this.
Absolutely. thatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstorys okay well mine’s kind of a not this week’s updates last week’s and I forgot to mention it it was really funny and I can’t believe I forgot it so I promised that I would bring it up this week we had our daughter’s birthday obviously last week and we have this friend that has a little boy who is almost two and the constant joke is that they’re gonna hook him up and they’re gonna be boyfriend and girlfriend and You know Anthony, so you know he freaks out at any suggestion of his poor little baby daughter having a boyfriend or anything remotely like that.
I got your back, Anthony. What’s that? I got your back, Anthony. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you guys all understand. So we opened this present for Abigail and it’s wrapped in this Victoria’s Secret box. Oh my gosh. And so Anthony opens the box and he just starts screaming and freaking out and looking at these people and they’re busting out laughing and everybody, oh, it’s just great.
It was just a little dress from like Gymboree, but it was really funny because they totally went to Victoria’s Secret, picked up a box. Now these people, are these people I met when I was there? Yeah. They listened to the podcast.
How did you know it was him? I just had a feeling. How are you doing people? That was a good joke, but you ever do that to me, you’re going down.
All right, only thing I got, and you know me, I try to make, in the past I’ve tried to make things happen and it didn’t work out too well, so I’ve pretty much sworn that off, but my life’s been pretty dang boring because all I’ve been doing is moving. I moved everything we owned from our storage sheds to the new townhome we’re going to be living in, in the garage. And then the next day I moved the people we’re staying with out and I’ve been sick for two weeks.
I finally went to the doctor, blah, blah, blah. So not a lot of funny stuff has been going on. But on my way to the doctor this morning, I got to experience something that very few have. People have dreams of diving into bathtubs full of jello and swimming in chocolate.
You know that kind of stuff. I’ve just heard of people want to do that. But I’ve never met anyone who has driven through a wonderful plethora, a wintry wonderland of potato chips. thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstorys I think I have a total like visual of this.
I mean, just let me go with it. Okay. So James is driving down the road, you know, just smiling, enjoying the gorgeous day on the way to the doctor. Yeah, on the way to the doctor, cough my head off.
He’s coughing his head off. And then in a split second, the chariots of fire music comes in. And then the chips of glory thatstoryshow.com and he’s driving smiling to the left or the right just slows down chip bags fluttering in the breeze like doves flying off in the distance it was a moment of absolute zen and I don’t even know what that is but I experienced it it was awesome so if you ever get a chance to top that any of y’all I challenge you bring it on all right that’s where our weekly updates it is now time for the Featured Story It’s the Featured Story.
And David, since it’s you man, since you are the featured individual today, what’s your story, dude? You said it was funny, no pressure. Okay, no pressure. I used to work at a hospital in Florida.
Liar. I used to work in a morgue. I used to work at this hospital in Florida, a small hospital, nothing huge, no St. John’s, no Mayo Clinic, but it was a country hospital, not too big.
And so they had a valet service where it was a complimentary valet service and I would pull up and I would park their car for free. Well, I made good friends with the people that work at the switchboard. You know, hey, thank you for calling Ocala Regional Hospital. You know, how did our director call, all that bull crap.
So there was this guy named Jason and this woman named Susan. Stalkers. Now they know where they live and where they work and what their job is. thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstorys So I get off work one evening.
Me and Jason were walking down to our cars and we’re trying to figure out a new way to get Susan because she was funnier than the rest of us. She had the best sense of humor and she always knew when to go with it. And so I’m like, I’m going to prank call her and make up something. He’s like, okay, okay.
Call me later on your way home and let me know. So I get in the car and I call the switchboard. She’s like, thanks for calling Cal Regional Medical Center. How may I help you?
I’m like, hello, I am stuck in the elevator and I don’t know what to do. I don’t know how long, Jesus. And she’s like, ma’am, ma’am, calm down. Calm down.
Ma’am. We’ll get this. Yeah, yeah. She thought it was a girl.
thatstoryshow. That Story Show thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com Jason calls me two seconds later,David,please don’t tell me that was you. Please do not tell me that was you. What?
I was like,yeah,I was like,yeah,I called,I prank called,Jason was like,why,I mean,please,is it really you? I’m like,yeah,he’s like,okay,one,it was really good,two,you better call Susan. I called Susan,and she’s like, She’s like, David, was that you? I’m like, yeah.
I just called the fire department, the police department, the security of the hospital, the elevator maintenance, the CEO of the hospital. And she’s like, David, if I could, I would turn around and change everything, but I can’t. So I’m like, I can sleep in tomorrow morning, but I don’t have a job. I can sleep in tomorrow morning because I know I’ll probably be in jail.
Right. And everything’s fine. So all this happens, everybody shows up, like, and she has a call. I was hoping she was pranking you back, but no.
No, no. She was not joking. I asked her a thousand times. I was like, I’m going to lose my job.
So I think that was a Friday. I got back into work on Monday and my boss just looked at me. His name was Lucifer. That’s the male version of Lucy.
And he was like, Dave, we got to talk. And so we went and sat down. He’s like, okay. I talked to the CEO of the hospital and he was not real happy but he thought it was pretty good.
on YouTube to the fire department,the police department,the security department,the elevator maintenance department,and to everybody. I had to write like 15 letters of apologies to all these people. I even had to write one to Susan and Susan just laughed. thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,That Story Show Like I said before, me, Jason and my friend Tony, we would always, like I said, eat crap that just wasn’t disgusting to us, but it would try to make her throw up.
I see Tony, he was in the home janitorial, so he came up with a biohazard bag tied up and and rubber gloves on up to his elbows a mask on his face he walks up and has this bag with like a bottle at the end of it and I was like what is he doing he walked into the little office where the switchboard was and he’s like Jason I’ll give you twenty five dollars if you drink this pee it was a cup half filled up with pee I’m not lying So the thing is, Jason was like, show me the money. So here’s Susan, no Jason, no Jason, I’ll throw up.
And he’s like, I’ll do it. So here’s Tony, pulls out thirty, he’s like thirty, five extra, just to make her throw up. And so, so Jason pulls it out with his hands and he’s like, he gets a hold of it and he’s like, oh it’s still warm. So he pops the cap, pops the cap off and he starts swigging it down.
Just running through his goatee,down his chin,under his hairy chest,and everything.Here’s Susan. She gets up,hauls butt to the bathroom,pukes her brains out for like an hour before she comes out. As I’m sitting there watching this,thinking this is a totally stunt that you would see on TV,I was like,oh my god,and then Tony looks to me,he’s like,dude,it’s just apple juice. thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com So Jason and Tony told her and she hated them and it was great.
That’s probably the best one I’ve ever seen in my life. So what did they pay you to do when you were doing all this stuff? What were they paying you for? To park people’s cars?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I never did that. I ate the free cafeteria food and I read a couple books for school. So yeah, that was pretty much one of the best ones I’ve ever seen.
Welcome back David. Thank you. Welcome back. That was our featured story.
I don’t know what in the world I’m going to name this episode. Speaking of pee though, David, we have something to tell you. Yeah. We didn’t want to tell you before the show.
There’s, and we’re going to refer to this person as the family member. Okay. Amy, Amy, tell, tell David, tell David about it. Well, David, we asked you if you heard last week’s podcast and you said no.
So now you have to hear it from the horse’s mouth. Amy being the horse, apparently. I am the horse. Okay, Dave, you know how I had a lot of people at the house for Abigail’s birthday?
Emphasis on people. Anyway. Yes. You know how also we only have one bathroom?
Yes. Okay. Again, this is an anonymous person, correct? Yes, correct.
We’re not making it a person of people’s names or anything like that. But definitely one of the family members couldn’t hold their pee. Well, that’s pretty close to that, but actually we were able to get a trash can under there before that occurred. thatstoryshow.com,That Story Show is all about.
But, apparently it was so convenient to do that in the privacy of your own room, the first time we decided, the next time we had to pee, we just did that again. In the middle of the night. So now Amy has 1.5 bathrooms. We just did that.
Said person. Amy, is it safe to say that you have more than one wee now? Yes. I knew you had one.
Yes. David, the first time this said person took the trash out and put it in one of my kitchen chairs. The second time the trash just remained where it was in the trash can in my kitchen. Oh my God.
Hey, I was wondering if y’all started throwing those little things that they put in urinals. Urinals. Urinals. Urinals.
The toilet things. Yeah. I want to start throwing them in there. yeah and oh David this is the best part okay there’s something in the trash can that we were discussing after the fact and this person said you know this this thing should not have been thrown away it’s a shame that this thing got thrown away and the reason
that this person was saying it was a shame was because they saw it while they were peeing on it and it just brought a whole new meaning to so wrong was it a piece of fabric? You would think. It was like wrapping paper or something. So Amy, let me ask you this.
This is a question I thought of this week. Have you installed a toilet paper holder on the side of the trash can? Yeah, and we got a magazine rack hooked up. Awesome.
Yeah. We did. It was weird because we had to install it on, like you said, actually on the side of the trash can because we want it to remain portable. Yes.
And if we were to install it within the kitchen itself, um… the various accessories would not be able to travel with said Trashcan Peter. Oh my gosh. All right.
We’re going to take a little break right now. We’ll be right back, folks. Hi, I know my daughter listens to your podcast, so I just want to take this chance to say, sweet daughter, please clean your room and do your math. Love you.
All right, we’re back. That was our feature story. What’s the temperature in Ireland right now, Dave? 52 wow you know in it’s been like really really hot here in the midwest like insane amy is it hot up there where you guys are it’s been chilly as a beast the last few days you’re lying seriously i’m dead serious it’s been really weird because um we
were all in the hot tub because it was so chilly crazy felt so good i don’t know why it was just random because it had been warm and then all of a sudden it was like freezing in the middle of the day it was like 55 That’s weird. Up next, News, E, and V-Mail. All right, we’ve got some voicemails and stuff. So let’s start with, uh, let’s start with this one, I suppose.
Hey guys, this is Wesley in Ohio, and I never thought I’d have a story for you until I heard your podcast this last week and heard that James hates tomatoes. I eat tomatoes too. I always have, and I always will. When I was growing up my family was pretty poor and one of my mom’s favorite cheap meals was to make something she called scroodles which is just this curly pasta and stewed tomatoes.
Nasty, nasty stuff and I refused to eat it. But one day when I was about five or so my friend Jeff was over and we were arguing because he was beating me at some game. My mom told me that he had to go home because I was yelling at him from the back porch as he left. And since I couldn’t come up with any names to call him Also, I just wanted to say that if you guys are taking votes for what t-shirts you’re going to be producing, I would vote for There Are No Cows Here and So have any of you guys ever
used language that wasn’t foul to bless somebody out and you wished you hadn’t chosen the words you had? Anybody have any instances like that? I really don’t have like a personal on YouTube. thatstoryshow.com,ReviewThatStory Hello,this is JoJo,I’m the Christian Clown,I just want to call the show and thank you for telling people about the podcast,cause I almost have all your listeners now,and my show is almost as popular as yours.
and soon it will be probably far surpassing because of the truth that I speak here on my show. It’s a good thing I’m so humble otherwise this all might go to my head, little man. Alright, well, you guys be blessed and we’ll see you at JoJoTheChristianCloud.com. Yeah,Jojo’s feeling a little spunky there apparently.
If it wasn’t for his sponsorship dollars, I don’t think we’d be playing anything by him. I mean, now you won’t have his sponsorship dollars. You just instigated him. Oh, well yeah.
But David, you’ve often had rivalry with Jojo. Do you have any words that you’d like to share with him? Yeah. Tell him to kiss his butt.
I’m gonna kiss his butt. I mean, I mean… Uh-oh. Say that again?
No, I didn’t say Amy. We’re Skyping out for a minute there. No, but JoJo’s a great man of the Lord. And uh, the Lloyd, and uh…
He really needs, you know, you know, just needs to kick the bucket. Yeah, he does. He does. But his podcast is doing fairly well from what I understand, thanks to us.
Yeah, you guys. We’re lagging a little bit there, but that’s okay. Once I knew we could get David, me, and Amy in the same room, we just pushed record and just made this happen. So, you guys are going to have to apologize for our bad…
When you introduce us to your family… Yeah, send them to the people in Nocala that are now dead because David gave out their home address on our show. Sorry. Who wants to read some emails?
David. We have emails? David loves reading emails. I hate emails.
Okay, hey James, happy birthday. Yay! thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstorys Hopefully this isn’t a guy. This is a guy.
Crap. It’s okay. Okay. So I had to leave the house for a while because someone had given me one of those record things and we only had tape players.
So I had to exchange it. Oh, a CD. Yeah. uh…
had to exchange it and my friend tagged along. When we got back everything made sudden sense. My mom set up a surprise birthday party for me. I was just too dumb to realize it.
The friend that showed up was dropped off too early but thankfully I wasn’t bright enough to piece it together and ruin my own surprise. That’s Connor and I don’t know where he’s from but uh… yeah so You know I don’t think we would have ever ruined our own surprise parties either because Well, I’m gonna actually share my best birthday and best Christmas as a featured story very soon. But yeah, we didn’t really have birthday parties.
We had a friend and a cake and that would be like it. Yeah, exactly. So Connor, yeah, exactly. One dollar to each kid to go spend at the store and then give to the one sibling whose birthday it is and then the one sibling thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,ReviewThatStory thatstoryshow.com,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow Okay Jerry Springer,anyone?
So while we were there my friend and I went to hang out in the basement to keep an eye on her sister. While we were down there I found a pair of handcuffs hanging from the closet door handle and me being 13 years old I thought it’d be funny if I put them on. Jerry Springer. thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstorys and because the cuffs were made in 1965.
So the cuffs are old and broken. So she took us all down to the police station. We went to the back room and we told the other officers what was up. One cop came out and asked, who’s in handcuffs?
And she replied, I am sir. And he laughed in her face and disappeared in the back room and they never saw him again. So it took three cops 45 minutes to get the cuffs off. First they separated the links so my hands were able to move apart from each other.
Then two cops took pliers and separated the sides while a third cop shoved a screwdriver in the locking mechanism, which just made them tighter. This is like Keystone Cops, you know. They didn’t put this on on bad boys. Anyway, he eventually hit the right spot.
I was free and they printed me out a piece of paper that said stupid move of the year. And they sent me on my way. The kick is that there is a room in the station with every sort of handcuff key you could ever need, but the room was locked and nobody had a key to the room with all the keys. Sincerely, Lucy.
Actually her name is Leanne and it’s spelled wrong. Not like our sisters. My question is, what exactly is broken about those handcuffs? thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,ReviewThatStory That Story Show Hi Amy, James, and David.
Congrats by the way. Thank you. Your story about the old lighting fixtures and pull cords reminded me of this story from my childhood. In our main floor hallway was a light fixture with a pull cord.
This is good. thatstoryshow.com My hands were full and I had no place to put the clean towels down to turn on the light. Not sure what age I was exactly, but my logic hadn’t kicked in. Anyway, I thought if I hopped a little and grabbed the string in my mouth, I could turn the light on.
So up I go and caught the string the first time. Unfortunately, as I was coming back down, the cord slid between my two front teeth. thatstoryshow. thatstoryshow.com Reinforcement comments of our mother.
You know people are on the forums are asking when she’s gonna be on the show. Can you guess what I told them? It’s complicated. Yeah exactly.
I said it’s never gonna happen. So they just need to deal with it. Ever, ever, ever. All right David’s your turn.
on YouTube thatstoryshow.com,That Story Show I don’t remember what I was doing at the time, but I was using something from the top shelf above my desk. In order for me to reach this shelf, I had to stand on my desk chair. So I had put the item away and I’m stepping down. One of my legs landed in the trash can and I fell.
There I was in pain. with How did she make it through elementary school? thatstoryshow.com So in the end, I had a brace. You’re not reading the rest of the email.
Somebody had to finish it. So she had a brace and I said, you know what, Katie? We do feel sorry for you. We’re not trying to make light of your pain.
The problem is in our homes, when we step in trash cans, there’s more than trash that spills out. Hi, here’s here’s one from, oh my gosh, David how do you pronounce that? Ryanan from Scotland? R-H-I-A-N-N-O-N from Scotland.
This is a good one and it’s scary. Hi, this is a story my mom or mom to you told me when she lived with my dad in Dover. The House they lived in used to belong to a couple and their son. The son of this couple had mental health problems.
These people rented out the house but they lived in the basement. my parents were just starting out they didn’t have much money and this is the only place they could afford so they took it and when they walked down to the basement they got a nasty shock not as in electrocution someone had drawn pictures all over the walls in the basement but these were not nice drawings of bunnies and candy canes the drawings were of people dying thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com, You’re really good at this. So who wants to take the last one?
I think it’s Amy’s turn. Hey James, Amy, and hopefully David this time. Yes. Here, Bob.
I just got braces today, green and blue bands. So at one point I had been talking to the orthodontist and I had said, You’re an Idiot! thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstorys You don’t do that. I don’t know.
I don’t know. Celeste the Orphaness is your great aunt Mabel or your mom. Or she is legitimately an idiot. Right.
In which case, why are you using her? Yeah. Well, that’s all of our email and voicemails right there. And so that means that is our show for today.
Well, I’ll probably put in a recap song later on or not. One time we tried to rap. You remember that guys? Yeah.
Oh yeah. Do you want to give it a shot? It’s what the world’s been waiting for. The Recap Side.
I think we should do it without just one word. Yeah, yeah. I think we should each get a line or two and then when we’re done we’ll just pass it on. Right, there’s no thoughts.
Yeah, I agree. All right, well Amy you can start then since you had such a great idea. David, I think you should start because it was your story. Okay.
So how many words can we have? As many as you want. Okay. Okay.
Here we go. Once upon a time. Are we singing? No, we’re rapping.
We’re freestyle rapping and David’s like once upon a time. Dude, I’m like wider than a ghost. Alright here we go here we go. It never worked last time.
It did it did people hated it and that’s why we gotta do it. Here we go. Let me get it back in my head what we’re doing here. Okay I’m gonna do my recap on my weekly update and then that’s then we’ll move on to phase two okay.
Early this morning I was driving down the road. I’m in David’s truck because he sold me a load of Krizzle. and I was driving and I ran through some chipsles and it was fun and great and I got to the doctor late because I wanted to get out of my truck and I wanted to go into a bag and duck my head into those chips and pour them all over my face and my lips but I restrained and I kept on driving and that’s why I buckled up my seat because I’m arriving alive That was really good Who deserves the button today?
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Well, you know what, I like the teeth hanging from the string. I like the image of her hanging there on her tiptoes with her teeth stuck to a string. That’s awesome, but we’ll go ahead and do the handcuffs. Man, where’s the stories of people making out with panes of glass?
That’s what I miss. thatstoryshow.com uh… two oh six six hundred fifty seven oh four that’s right you can email us at uh… at uh…
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Why is he on the network? I’m like, he’s in Ireland. That’s why. He’s having a baby.
I defend you, David. Thank you, brother. And then get on there and leave us an iTunes review. Speaking of iTunes review, David and Amy, we got our first one star review.
It’s about time and and it was very special they call this I want everybody to get on there and read that thing it is absolutely priceless they call this redneck Georgia hillbillies or something and they’re probably from Georgia well you know it takes one to know one but you can’t be a redneck hillbilly it’s not possible you’re either one or the other so I consider that racism thatstoryshow.com But give us an iTunes review. We don’t care if it’s good or bad. We just want to hear what you got to say.
David, we’re so glad that you could be on the show with us today. Amy, we’re always glad that you’re here. We love you, and we thank you for being here. And remember, guys, even though we have all this fun and all this stuff that we just recorded, it doesn’t matter.
We just waste our time because nobody’s listening. There you go. All right. Shut up,it never syncs up with Skype.
What time is it there right now? It’s 5.45 here. It’s 11.45. Oh god dude,go to bed dude.
I know,I gotta wake up in two hours and feed a child. Have fun dude. Alright guys,I will talk to y’all later. Alright,love you dude.
Love you too,bye. Bye. Amy,Amy,Amy. Hang on,we need to talk about David.
Shut up. I don’t think David’s working. Okay guys, for real, I’ll talk to you later. Alright, bye.
Hey, I think nobody’s listening. I hope it is. This is Bob from the forums and I have a short funny story to tell all you guys or whatever. I was just walking my dog a few minutes ago and I’m listening to your podcast.
It’s actually ironic because I was listening to when animals attack and I’m about to get home and there’s this dog that comes and runs up to our dog and they start doing this little kind of fighting thing. They weren’t doing their little dog greeting where they sniff each other’s rump I suppose or something like that. They were all kind of jumping on each other and I was like oh crap my dog’s gonna get killed or something because I’m very overreactive. My dog was fine.
I just kind of like pulled her away from there. and uh,this little girl comes out and is like,Bella,you get your butt back in this house right now,you are such a bad dog,and I was like,yeah she is,she’s trying to kill my doggy,so uh,yeah,that’s about it,um,yeah. Bye. I gotta get out of this place I gotta get out of this hole I gotta get away from my soul I don’t want to grow cold I gotta get away from my anger, I gotta get away from the pain, I gotta get away from the song called Nitroglycerine,
I like spaghetti and meatballs, I didn’t say nothing about the meatballs, I like spaghetti Like spaghetti It’s the way I am It’s the way I am I gotta get out of this place Gotta get out of my face You better or I’ll punch you out I’ll make you wanna scream and shout Throw your hands in the air, wave them like they don’t care Because I gotta get out of here thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com