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28: When Animals Attack

This week it’s a theme show sharing wild and funny animal-related mishaps alongside listener submissions. Amy kicks things off with a creepy tale of a demonic cat squished flat in her grandma’s garage and a vicious rooster that terrorized her until her mom took drastic action. She also recounts a childhood prank where her siblings tricked her into getting bitten on the nose by a caged parrot, and the heartbreaking loss of her tiny Yorkshire Terrier, Fame, to the neighbor’s Rottweilers. James shares a traumatic chase by a ferocious swan that pinched his backside and a college dorm saga where a mouse sent his wife, Jen, levitating in panic. Listener stories amplify the chaos: David describes a terrifying encounter with a Cujo-like dog that bit him multiple times as a child, Miriam shares a funny moment where a dog mistook her cousin’s red shirt for a fire hydrant, and others recount a bobcat biting a hand, a schnauzer clamping onto a finger, a classroom rat turning into a buzzsaw, an owl attacking in Italy, a police dog tackling a camper, and squirrels chasing kids after a rock-throwing misadventure. This episode is a hilarious, cringe-inducing romp through the unpredictable world of animal attacks.

Just when you though Mr. Muggles was your bestest friend in the whole world… he goes nuts and takes out your whole… finger. It happens… when Animals Attack!

Thanks everyone for your overwhelming input! I’m sure we didn’t get it all in the show… but we just couldn’t. The entire show would have been us reading emails! If we missed yours for some reason, call it in on the phone line and we’ll get it in the next show. If you sent something in off-topic, chances are you’ll hear it next week.