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Our second episode focuses on a time when David had the living poop scared out of him in the middle of the night while using a cellphone to navigate a dark house. You’ll also hear about a demon-possessed smoke detector, how to lie like the devil, what it means to be “honked” and how not to believe anything you read off the back of a Burger King crown.
We actually got some feedback… email and voice mail! Good stuff!
Be sure to enter your story via email or voice mail in our first ever contest! We’ll read and play as many of your stories as possible over the next couple of weeks and select one we like the best. The winner will receive the official Nobody’s Listening Burger King Crown mentioned in Episode 2.
Also, the first person to leave us a review on iTunes (who emails us to let us know) will get an autographed post-it note from your favorite Nobody’s Listening hosts, James & David David & James.
Show Notes
Hosts: James Kennison, David Kennison
Runtime: 35:31
[00:00] Theme Song
[00:25] Intro
[00:55] Weekly Update: David is reading The Chronicles of Narnia and thinks they are great.
[02:19] Weekly Update: James learned some interesting “historical” facts off of the back of a Burger King crown. He also gets “honked”.
[06:26] Featured Story: James tries to scare David while David is navigating the dark house with his cell phone. David thinks James is a ninja who broke into the house to kill him.
[12:27] Story: A demon-possessed smoke detector.
[15:44] Emails, Voicemails and Comments
- At least 18 people are listening to the podcast.
- There is a web comment from Dave in Georgia, who said he listened to and loved the show.
- Rachel and Gabby call in to say that they love the show, and they don’t like JoJo.
- Sam from Phoenix calls in to the “David and James Show.” She requests alligator stories, which James and David provide.
[17:52] David’s Alligator Story
[19:18] James’ Alligator Story
[22:05] Recap Song: The Chronicles of Narnia. David had reading problems. The podcast is renamed. James almost cried, and then he took a shower. The crown was as reliable as Reader’s Digest, but then it wasn’t. The demon lived in the smoke detector. …and that’s how a heart attack happens. American pie.
[29:26] Closing Remarks and Contest for Crown
[31:41] Outtro theme
[32:28] I Like Spaghetti
[34:11] Jojo Discussion
[34:42] The Problem with Earbuds
[35:22] Jenna says Podcast
Memorable Moments:
- At least 18 people are listening to the podcast.
- David: “Historical facts, on the back of a Burger King cardboard crown?”
- James: “ooooaaaahhAHAAAAAAAAUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
- David: “A ninja-man just broke into our house and is about to kill me with a cell phone in my hand.”
- James: “If you’re gonna die, do so quietly.”
- David: “One man..” James: “Next week…” David: “One..smoke detector.”
- David: “Broke ya!”
- The first NLCast contest ever is announced.
Full Transcript
Note to Readers: This transcript was generated using the AI tool, Transcript.lol. While we do our best to edit for clarity, some minor errors may occur.
[00:00:25] James All right, welcome to Nobody’s Listening, the podcast where David and James Kennison, two brothers, long time brothers, tell you funny stories from their life and hope you’ll do the same. I’m one of your hosts, James, and my brother’s here. Hi, I’m David. And we’re very, very glad to be here.
[00:00:41] James This is our second official podcast. It is coming out on, what is it, January 3rd, Wednesday night. We’re here in my office working away, slaving away just for you, the listener.
[00:00:51] David Just for you, people out there.
[00:00:53] James Anyway, um, we always like to start off the show with a little weekly update. David, what’s been going on in your life this week?
[00:00:58] David Um, I just started reading the Chronicles of Narnia. What are you thinking? I’m, wow, really good.
[00:01:04] James Now, I understand the book does not start with the Lion, Witch, and the Lord of the Rings series.
[00:01:08] David No, it starts with, wow, I can’t remember the name of the book. The one before the book of the Lion, Witch, and the Lord of the Rings series. It basically describes how Narnia was made.
[00:01:18] James Now, were they written, do you know if they were written in order?
[00:01:22] David They were not written in order. Okay, so it was like episode… Yeah, it was like three years apart between each copyright. Okay.
[00:01:32] James So tell me, what’s the big deal with the books? Why are they so great?
[00:01:36] David It just explains a lot of stuff, like *The Lion* in the Winter Wardrobe sort of skipped a lot of things, and I’m already in the fourth book, so it’s called Prince Caspian.
[00:01:45] James So the movie or the book?
[00:01:46] David What do you mean the movie or the book?
[00:01:47] James I mean, which is better, the movie or the book? Of course the book. Now are you a big reader?
[00:01:52] David No, I’m a quite idiot. I haven’t learned how to read phonics before I actually got through reading the first book.
[00:01:57] James So what else have you read besides this?
[00:01:59] David The Bible, that’s about it. I really didn’t read much through school, that’s why I can’t, I have a reading difficulty, reading curve. Well, I don’t even know how to respond. You don’t need to respond.
[00:02:14] David I never. What’s your weekly update, James?
[00:02:16] James I don’t know whether to believe you or not. That’s the thing. Okay, my weekly update. and Well it was a crown, so I assumed that they were giving us practical tips about, you know, because you never know when you’re going to find historical facts.
[00:02:50] James Anyway, it was something, I wish I had it with me, I actually have it out in the car, I forgot to bring it in, but it was talking about how that you have to, that a king has to wear his crown all the time, that at any time somebody can decrown the king that he will not be the king anymore and that’s something I didn’t know and matter of fact another fact about kings is that if anyone or if a group decides that the king is not a good king then they can grab the crown and the three second rule applies to where anyone that can put the crown on their head and you know, crown themselves king is the new king. And I was totally blown away because I’m like, dude, you know, I haven’t studied culture, you know, I haven’t studied the way kings worked, but I was like, man, that kind of makes sense, you know, because it would be hard to decrown a king because he has guards.
[00:03:44] James Maybe that’s why they have guards all the time. And anyway, and then I, then, oh, then they said if two people crown themselves king at the same time, the way they would work that out is whoever had the closest birthday to December the 2nd.
[00:03:58] David Okay, so how did you ever become two crowns?
[00:04:02] James Well, that’s the part that started throwing me, and then it also said in parentheses that that was the date of the first Burger King. And then I realized, David, something that made me feel really stupid, is this was a game.
[00:04:14] David You’re an idiot.
[00:04:15] James That had to do with the crown. That kids were supposed to get together and wear this crown.
[00:04:20] David It’s like King of the Hill, but with a crown.
[00:04:21] James I thought it was real.
[00:04:23] David ThatStory Show
[00:04:39] James And I thought this was the way to do it. But anyway, undoubtedly I was completely wrong. So that was the first thing that I felt stupid about this week. Second thing actually happened last Sunday.
[00:04:50] David You tell me about this.
[00:04:52] James Yeah, I work with kids at our church for a living. I’m a kid’s pastor of all things. But I was talking to some parents and I had a little girl that’s not quite in my class yet. She’s a little thing.
[00:05:03] James thatstoryshow.com She’s a little four‑year‑old girl, and she didn’t cling or linger. It was just a quick little honk. And my eyes got big because her dad immediately knew what had happened. I just kind of went, ooh, you know, and jumped back a little.
[00:05:41] James And he’s like, he just looks at me and says, well, that’s what kids do. And I’m like, OK. And we finished our conversation before he left. I’m like, tell her to wash her hands or something.
[00:05:52] James So yeah, I got honked Sunday.
[00:05:54] David I didn’t even know what honk meant until
[00:05:55] James I think I might have made that up but that’s a suitable word for it.
[00:05:59] David Because when he first told me I thought that some little 16 year old punk was driving her car down the road and honked at him and flicked him off or something.
[00:06:06] James No no no no this was much worse.
[00:06:09] Speaker 5 Because that 16 year old didn’t pull over the car and give me a little squeeze.
[00:06:16] James So anyway whoo so that was fun. That’s our weekly update. Anyhow, we also want to tell you our story this week. Every week we come out with a fresh story from our past and this one we went through the list of all of them that we had.
[00:06:36] David Are we writing these old ones down that we already did? I don’t think we have anything to worry about.
[00:06:43] James This is our second one and we’ve only told one story. That’s right, folks. If you missed out last week’s, it was the word hallelujah.
[00:06:51] David Hallelujah.
[00:06:52] James Yes. And I’ve already had some feedback on that and people, a friend of mine said she can never sing or hear that word again without laughing now because she wants to say hallelujah. So anyway, if you know what we’re talking about, get episode one of Nobody’s Listening and give that a shot.
[00:07:08] Speaker 7 Definitely.
[00:07:09] James Anyway, where can they get that at, James? They can get that at nobodyslisting.net or they can go to iTunes and you can search for either Kenison, K‑E‑N‑N‑I‑S‑O‑N, or nobodyslisting. Just leave out the apostrophe. For some reason it won’t show up with that.
[00:07:28] James But anyway, you can subscribe to iTunes or you can go to nobodyslisting.net
[00:07:31] David and I’ve kept on running the problem people ask me if it costs money to iTunes.
[00:07:35] James No, no, no, no. When we say subscribe through iTunes it means you’re subscribing to the feed and it will automatically download any new episodes that we have and it’s absolutely free. If you don’t have iTunes just go to the website and you can either stream it right off of our page or you could download it in mp3 format and transfer it to your mp3 player or play it off your desktop. So, anyway, without any further ado, David and I decided to tell the story that happened one time. He used to live with us back before he went off to Phoenix. He came out for a while before he went off, and he was working as a valet. Yeah, I worked from 6 p.m. to 5 o’clock in the morning. And sometimes it was sooner. Sometimes it was like 3 or 4, but I would get in the habit of waiting up for him and hanging out with him.
[00:08:23] David So, anyway, I get home and everybody’s asleep, you know, my room is right next to their room, so I was like tiptoeing into my room and I… No, no, no, you gotta start from the beginning, okay?
[00:08:36] James Because you came in and the house was dark.
[00:08:39] David Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
[00:08:40] James The house was completely dark. He goes straight into the bathroom at the top of the stairs from the front door. thatstoryshow.com So that when he saw me, oh, and then I grabbed a black t‑shirt and I wrapped it around my face so that I could see through it. But he would just see a black‑faced freak, you know, standing in the moonlight.
[00:09:15] James But then I realized about halfway in the waiting for him that he would be coming out of a lit bathroom into a dark room. He would not be able to see anything. And sure enough, he opens the door, immediately takes a left turn down the hallway, opposite of me, turns his back to me and begins to walk down.
[00:09:32] James Well he didn’t see me, he wouldn’t even have saw me if the lights had been on.
[00:09:35] David The thing is I had my cell phone out looking down on the ground.
[00:09:37] James That’s right. He was using his cell phone. He turned off the light, he didn’t want to wake anybody up in the house. He’s using his cell phone as a flashlight looking at the ground.
[00:09:44] James Well I know this because I come up behind him in the hallway and I’m going to scare him but I can’t go down the other hallway because my wife is sleeping in the next room and she would kill me. So he goes into his room with a little flashlight and then he turns around. Well, I just decided to stay in there. I’m barefoot, bare legs, got a pair of black shorts, a black shirt, and this black shirt around my face. All I can tell you is I see this cell phone square coming down the hallway, looking, you know, pointed at the ground kind of just looking back and forth, back and forth.
[00:10:17] Speaker 5 All of a sudden the cell phone light stops. And I hear, hold on David, I hear, I’m just going to have to tell you this in pieces, I hear him go, ahhhhhh, and while he makes that noise, if you could imagine a cell phone moving back and forth, first of all just a little bit, like a triangle upside down, and then it goes up my legs and up my waist and up to the top and it gets broader and broader and broader, ahhhhhh.
[00:10:50] James And then he, so tell them now your perspective of that event right there.
[00:10:55] David Yes, so I went in the room, turned back around, I didn’t even have the light on in the room, and so I came out the hallway, and then once my beam of light hit the feet of this man that just broke into our house, I am sitting there like, holy God, this is it. Jen’s sleeping, how can I yell, and not get in trouble, but then call 911 or something, I don’t care if they hit, but just call 911. thatstoryshow.com, That Story Show And so he has this this shirt over his face. It looks like he’s a ninja I’m like a ninja man just broke into our house and is about to kill me with his cell phone in my hand Oh my gosh, and then once I saw his face it took two seconds later because I ripped it I ripped off that mask because my first words out of my
[00:11:51] David mouth was SHUT UP!
[00:11:52] Speaker 5 SHUT UP! If you’re gonna die do so quietly
[00:11:57] James That was a horrible one. Oh my god, but that cell phone just starting little one inch shakes.
[00:12:01] David Oh yeah, it was like shaking.
[00:12:03] James And then it goes up and it’s like three feet by the time it gets to my head.
[00:12:06] David I was trying to get the full picture. What’s my escape plan? It was horrible guys, it was horrible. I was actually scared so like even afterwards I still like even when I went to sleep I still thought that there’s a man outside my door waiting for me to come out with my cell phone.
[00:12:24] David It was not cool kids.
[00:12:26] James It wasn’t the only time we ever got scared either.
[00:12:28] David No. No way.
[00:12:29] James One time it was late like that and we were sitting at the dinner table talking. Lights on the whole thing. Jen’s asleep in the other room. We’re just talking and we’ve always had problems or we had in the past with our smoke detector beeping like the battery was dead.
[00:12:48] James So I pull the goofy thing off the wall and I put it on the table.
[00:13:12] James And so I’m like, dude, I’m going to take the battery out. But then right before I got all kind of tripped out because I’m like, what if there’s no battery? What if it beeps? Well, hold on.
[00:13:21] James But I pull it open and there is a battery and I take it out. And then we start like, oh, wouldn’t that be so freaking scary?
[00:13:28] David In the midst of all that.
[00:13:30] James If it beeped again. So we’re talking and hanging out and blah, blah, blah. Five minutes later, guys, I swear to God, it beeps. We jumped up.
[00:13:38] David I fell on the floor. We were all flipping out man.
[00:13:43] Speaker 7 I was like, you just told me it wasn’t demon possessed.
[00:13:45] David Rebuke it. It was scary as mess.
[00:13:49] James Oh my goodness. So anyway, that was, I imagine to this day, it was because there was just enough power left in the wiring to where it made the thing beep. Well, the thing is when it beeped, it wasn’t like a beep, it was like a peep.
[00:14:05] David It scared the crap out of all of us.
[00:14:08] James thatstoryshow.com, ReviewThatStory.com, That Story Show
[00:14:17] David All about the camp thing?
[00:14:18] James Yeah.
[00:14:20] David That’s a long one.
[00:14:21] James Yeah we better wait that, we’ll save that till next week guys. That’ll give you a reason to want to check in with us next week. Next week.
[00:14:28] Speaker 7 Because, yes. One man. Next week. One smoke detector.
[00:14:34] Speaker 7 One group of young people in the woods. Ah! Billy! One demon.
[00:14:40] Speaker 7 This is Lucifer. Okay, back to the podcast.
[00:14:45] James So tune in next time for a great nobody’s listening special edition. Anyway, too bad those aren’t real good voices because we could get voiceover work if we did. Anyway, so that was the story of the cell phone flashlight and your little bonus demon‑possessed fire alarm, which we will continue on next week.
[00:15:07] David Part two.
[00:15:07] James You know, here’s one thing I will give you. If you really want to tell good stories, they don’t have to be true, but they need to be birthed in truth. Yes. You need to learn to lie like the devil lies.
[00:15:19] David Yes.
[00:15:20] James You start with something true and then you just monkey the whole thing up. So we’ll tell you a little bit about how we, let’s just do a big show next week and we’ll talk about all the times we scared people that came to our house with the hissing, the torch, the blowtorch, and the camp, the camp experiences with Nick Godbout. But anyway, that was our featured story. I hope you enjoyed it.
[00:15:43] James And we do have, this is the period of this show now where we go through and respond to emails and stuff. And guess what, David, we actually did get some emails. I heard. And not from JoJo.
[00:15:54] James We actually got some real ones. First of all, a web comment. Somebody commented on our website. You probably didn’t know this, but…
[00:16:00] David I checked it out, but I didn’t see this one.
[00:16:02] James This was brand new, right before the show. A fellow named Dave. Dave in Georgia, you know him. He just wrote, Hey, I listened and I loved it.
[00:16:11] David Keep them coming.
[00:16:13] James Keep them coming.
[00:16:14] David Wow.
[00:16:14] James That’s what he said. Keep them coming.
[00:16:16] David I think we should quit.
[00:16:17] James This is Rachel and Gabby and we were listening to your podcast and nobody’s listening and we think that it’s hysterical and you guys should keep doing it.
[00:16:44] Speaker 2 and keep telling stories and I actually have some stories of my own to tell. But you need to tell JoJo.
[00:16:50] David Whoops. Whoa, a listener did not like the other listener.
[00:16:55] James No, no, we’re not going to have any of that business. All right, here is voicemail number two. By the way, who was that? That was Rachel and Gabby, my friends from Phoenix.
[00:17:03] James Friends from Phoenix, awesome. Here’s voicemail number two.
[00:17:06] Speaker 3 Yeah, this is Sam from Phoenix calling for the David and James show.
[00:17:12] David Wait a minute, wait a minute. David and James, I got her to say that. You made her say that? It’s the David and James show, even you said in the beginning.
[00:17:20] Speaker 5 No, no, it’s the nobody’s listening podcast.
[00:17:23] David You said this is David and James with nobody’s listening podcast. The spirit of David and James is in you.
[00:17:31] Speaker 5 Alright, let’s start this over.
[00:17:52] James Okay David, she’s asking for alligator stories.
[00:17:55] David Do you have any alligator stories? I do have alligator stories. Where we lived in Florida, we lived like, how long did we live? We lived probably about 10 yards away from a swamp.
[00:18:06] James Everybody in Florida lives 10 yards away from a swamp.
[00:18:08] David Yeah, exactly. So at night, when the summer just started coming in, you would hear baby alligators, and they sound like this. is a But anyway, so we would hear baby alligators. Well, me and Jonathan and my other cousin, Glenn, we would go down there and swim in it before we knew about the baby alligators. So, the thing is, alligators don’t bite underwater. No. They only bite on top and stuff. So they can breathe while they’re eating you. Yeah, basically, because I’d be a lot of eating.
[00:19:01] Speaker 5 You do a lot better than me. I sound like a small person trying to lift things.
[00:19:08] David Anyway, so anyway, they’re right. Well, it turns out after we figured out that there were baby alligators, we never mess around, but we used to throw stuff in there and you would hear them.
[00:19:17] James So that’s your alligator story.
[00:19:18] David Alligator story, yeah.
[00:19:19] James I have an alligator story, and she asked for one. Okay. And thanks for doing that right in the microphone.
[00:19:24] David Sorry guys, I was clearing my nostrils of all mucous membranes.
[00:19:27] James Anyway, we have cousins, not really cousins, because our mother was an only child, but she had cousins, and one time we were sitting around and talking to them, and they are from— In Florida. In Dixie County, Florida.
[00:19:39] David Redneck capital.
[00:19:39] James thatstoryshow.com. thatstoryshow.com and thatstoryshow.com. thatstoryshow.
[00:20:53] David Was it still toe boots?
[00:20:54] James No, these were cowboy boots.
[00:20:56] David Oh wow.
[00:20:56] James And he begins to drag, the other siblings grab on to him because the alligator rightly begins to drag him down into the swamp, into the ditch, and begins to spin, as they do, so that they can tingle you up and keep you from grabbing anything. And they’re screaming and hitting the thing with sticks and pulling the boy back and he’s screaming and kicking and suddenly the end of his foot just comes off.
[00:21:18] David Foot.
[00:21:19] James Reviews
[00:21:38] David So anyway. We have a total story about that too. Somebody being lied to forever. Yeah, we’ll have to hit that one.
[00:21:44] James Not next week, but the week after.
[00:21:46] David No, that one hurts. We’re going to have Dr. Phil as a special. But we have to talk through that. We got to have a mediator.
[00:21:51] James We can’t go through all of our family history on the old podcast. Well, anyway, David, it is it’s 23 minutes after the hour, and that means we’re 23 minutes into our podcast or so. We want to go ahead and recap our show in song, because that’s the way we roll around here. We always recap our song, our podcast with a live ad‑lib acoustic set straight from our heart to yours.
[00:22:18] David I didn’t. Oh, wow.
[00:22:23] James Sounds pretty good to me. You ready?
[00:22:25] David Okay.
[00:22:26] James How do you want to go on this one? Why don’t you let me play this week?
[00:22:29] David Oh, yeah. Why not? Here’s a pick.
[00:22:36] James James is going to play. Okay, I’m going to try this. David’s been playing all these other times, so I’m going to give it a shot. See how it goes.
[00:22:43] James I only know how to play in G. Oh, yeah. Let me just get a groove going here.
[00:22:52] David This is an old Poison song isn’t it? I don’t know. I don’t know Poison. Yeah you do.
[00:23:10] David Every rose has a thorn.
[00:23:14] Speaker 5 Daughter of Eve Wife of Adam What are you doing with that giant lion? I don’t know how to read but I’m making history cause I’m reading the chronicles of Narnia and if you don’t know better you’d think he was a genius but he’s not Apparently he had problems reading when he was a child. It’s nice that he got over them. Well, we’ve just renamed the podcast.
[00:24:33] Speaker 5 I was just sittin’ talkin’ to this guy When out of the blue I felt something between my thighs It was a tiny little hand and just for a second it pinched me where I did not understand. I almost cried. He did, I heard. I felt so dirty inside.
[00:25:22] Speaker 5 He had to go home and take a shower to relieve all the pain inside.
[00:25:32] David and Outside.
[00:25:34] James And then there was that part where I read that crown. I thought the crown was reliable, as readers digest. But then I found out it was like a jester, it was having a great jest. And I just felt so stupid, cause I thought they were hard facts, I felt so dumb.
[00:25:56] Speaker 5 I should start sucking my thumb. I sucked until I was 15. Do you really want to share that?
[00:26:03] David I don’t care now. I’m 23 guys. It’s been 8 years. Come on.
[00:26:07] David 8 years? 8 years. Well, I bit my fingernails up until like 2 and a half years ago, so…
[00:26:12] James Okay, we’re pretty even then. If you need any support out there, podcast people, for quitting with blankies and thumb sucking or fingernail biting, just give us a call.
[00:26:22] David Yeah, let us know. Send us your comments.
[00:26:24] James Anyway, do you want to do the song for the middle of the night scare?
[00:26:31] David Yeah, we should.
[00:26:35] James It was a demon in my smoke detector. His name might have been Lucifer, but it’s probably closer to Hector.
[00:26:44] Speaker 5 Beep! I wish my woman had hazel eyes.
[00:26:49] David Mine does.
[00:26:50] Speaker 5 Crystal and green. Crystal and green. You are so clean. Oh, wouldn’t it be crazy if this thing beeped without a battery in it?
[00:27:03] Speaker 5 And it sure did. And it sure did. You should have seen what we did when they did it. It’s pretty sad that you know where I’m going on every rhyme.
[00:27:14] Speaker 5 Rhyme. Time. Blinds. You feel high blind?
[00:27:20] Speaker 5 Mini blinds. Okay, this song is easily the suck. I know, this is probably what I’ll listen to next. Thanks to me playing.
[00:27:30] Speaker 5 Okay, we gotta do one. At four a.m. he walked through the door. No where to go but to the bathroom.
[00:27:40] Speaker 5 And I missed a chance to scare him then, but I waited in the moonlight until I could begin. So I walked out the door into my bedroom.
[00:27:51] James And I followed him down the hall Then I— He turned around and I saw that cell phone light making reflections on the wall and he got closer
[00:28:12] David And I didn’t get closer.
[00:28:14] Speaker 5 I got a little closer. I got a little closer and started shaking my phone. Then he saw my toes.
[00:28:21] David Saw his big ol’ hairy hobbit toes. They scared me just enough.
[00:28:25] Speaker 5 And he moved that cell phone all the way up to my head. I bet you thought I was going to say nose. No, no. Broke ya.
[00:28:33] Speaker 5 And the song goes… That’s the way a heart attack happens. Singin’ My, my Miss American Pie Tore my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry Those good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye Singing this’ll be the day that I die
[00:29:14] David thatstoryshow.com, review. thatstoryshow.com
[00:29:27] James Alright guys, until next week, remember you can visit us online at nobodieslisting.net, you can email us at nobodieslisting2usatgmail.com, and you can call us on the nobody line at 206‑600‑5704. David, I didn’t talk to you about this earlier, but I want to give some people some reasons to call in.
[00:29:45] David Okay.
[00:29:46] James So we’re going to do our first ever contest on Nobody’s Listing. Okay, let’s see what happens. What’s going on? thatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com.
[00:30:12] James thatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow. because we don’t have any. We need at least one. Come on, people.
[00:30:53] James So it won’t say, be the first. You could be the first.
[00:30:56] David Yeah.
[00:30:57] James So, matter of fact, let’s do another competition. Let’s say I will send you an autographed post‑it note from David and James. If you’re the first person to review us on iTunes and send us an email telling us you’re that person we’ll send you an autographed post‑it note from our desk, the Nobody’s Listening podcast desk. thatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com, reviewthatstoryshow.com.
[00:31:46] David thatstoryshow.com I gotta get out of this place I gotta get out of this place I gotta get out of this hole I gotta get away from my soul I don’t wanna grow cold
[00:32:52] Speaker 5 I gotta get away from my anger, I gotta get away from the pain, I gotta get out of the song called Nitroglycerine, I like spaghetti and meatballs, I didn’t say nothing about the meatballs, I like spaghetti Like spaghetti It’s the way I am It’s the way I am I gotta get out of this place Gotta get out of my face You better or I’ll punch you out I’ll make you wanna scream and shout Throw your hands in the air, wave them like they don’t care Because I gotta get out of here
[00:33:51] Speaker 7 I like spaghetti and meatballs too!
[00:33:56] David I love meatballs. The big ones too. I was actually doing a real song. Oh, sorry.
[00:34:04] David Go for it. No, we’re done.
[00:34:06] Speaker 7 I had no idea.
[00:34:10] James Why didn’t Jojo call this time? thatstoryshow.com You know what I hate about earbuds? If somebody has a really sticky voice. And when I talk about sticky voices, yeah, when they talk with lots of space in their mouth.
[00:34:51] David Oh, Dr. Lore did that the first time I heard her. Really? Yeah, really nasty.
[00:34:56] James There’s reasons why you don’t want that, because it feels like they’re licking the inside of your ear canal. Or even better if they breathe a lot because they get really close. I can feel the breath in my ear when you do that it’s so gross dude. Say podcast.
[00:35:24] James Can you say say nobody’s listening.