5: The Torture Chamber

“A metal barrel hanging from a pine tree.” Words that should never be put together in a sentence… but there they are just the same.

Those who listen to us in the car, the office, or in a public place may want to pull to the side of the road, wait for lunch, or till you’re completely alone as to avoid any sudden urges to ignore the rules of the road, the ears of your co-workers or the awkward sideways glances from the other passengers because this week’s story will have you laughing uncontrollably until you potentially have a crash, are fired from your job, or become banned from public transportation. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

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We hope you enjoy this week’s episode. Keep your comments, stories, e-‘n-v-mails coming. We love you all. Except Dave from Georgia. You ain’t gettin’ squat fool.

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Show Notes

Hosts: James Kennison, David Kennison

Runtime: 38:46

Weekly Update:
James and Jenna took a nap. Then Jenna ditched her diaper. James also farted in his office.

Featured Story: James tells the story of the tire swing and the spinning barrel of doom that was inflicted upon David and John when they were little children. James and David laugh themselves to tears.

News: Check out the Frappr fan map. The site now has forums. Call the show on the Nobody Line or send in an email.

E & V-Mail:

  • John, a friend of James, sent in a story about a youth group trip and kids trying to be cool.
  • Nathan thinks the podcast is great and offers an interview.
  • John (brother of David and James) accuses the podcast of slandering him, but thinks the show was great.
  • Dave from Georgia offers some advice to Vance.

Recap Song: David doesn’t even have a lawn to mow. He has a groggy voice. James does everything so big, dawg. David sucked his thumb until he was 15. He could have thrown up his innards on the swing. Thanks to the Weekly Murloc people from WoW from the land of Azeroth. Go to the forums, don’t ignore’um.

Memorable Moments:

  • James: “Well, I’m glad I could help, but NEVER AGAIN!”
  • James: “I hope you aren’t driving, y’all, ’cause you all just ran off the road and killed your own selves.”
  • David: “My lungs were in my butt cheeks. Every time I sat down, I was out of breath.”
  • James: “Your inner child is still dizzy, isn’t it, David?”
  • James: “Why do we get along? Why do you talk to me?”
  • James: “I know you’re married. I know you have children. They’ve just forgotten who you are, because now you’re a level 49 Tauren hunter named ‘Clydesdale’.”

Hosts: James Kennison, David Kennison

Runtime: 38:46

Weekly Update: James and Jenna took a nap. Then Jenna ditched her diaper. James also farted in his office.

Featured Story: James tells the story of the tire swing and the spinning barrel of doom that was inflicted upon David and John when they were little children. James and David laugh themselves to tears.

News: Check out the Frappr fan map. The site now has forums. Call the show on the Nobody Line or send in an email.

E & V-Mail:

John, a friend of James, sent in a story about a youth group trip and kids trying to be cool.

Nathan thinks the podcast is great and offers an interview.

John (brother of David and James) accuses the podcast of slandering him, but thinks the show was great.

Dave from Georgia offers some advice to Vance.

Recap Song: David doesn’t even have a lawn to mow. He has a groggy voice. James does everything so big, dawg. David sucked his thumb until he was 15. He could have thrown up his innards on the swing. Thanks to the Weekly Murloc people from WoW from the land of Azeroth. Go to the forums, don’t ignore’um.

Memorable Moments:

James: “Well, I’m glad I could help, but NEVER AGAIN!”

James: “I hope you aren’t driving, y’all, ’cause you all just ran off the road and killed your own selves.”

David: “My lungs were in my butt cheeks. Every time I sat down, I was out of breath.”

James: “Your inner child is still dizzy, isn’t it, David?”

James: “Why do we get along? Why do you talk to me?”

James: “I know you’re married. I know you have children. They’ve just forgotten who you are, because now you’re a level 49 Tauren hunter named ‘Clydesdale’.”