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James & Aimee share memories of a science experiment gone wrong.

We’re glad to be back after a couple of weeks of moving, kids camp and vacation.

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Stop what you’re doing right now and go watch Transformers The Movie. How you doing out there podcast people? Better late than never I always say. This is nobody’s listening podcast.

Podcast where my sister and I tell you our funny life stories and we invite you to do the same. This is episode 26 brought to you the week of July 4th, 2007. I’m one of your hosts. My name is James and my sister’s here.

Hey, I’m Amy. And a lot has happened in the last few weeks. My goodness well first of all the first thing is we were off for two weeks and I thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstorys and now I am on vacation but I happen to be at my sister Amy’s house. My house.

We’re in her basement right now. Basement. Doing the podcast face-to-face no Skype. So it should sound better.

So anyway David emailed us. Have you talked to him? Yep. What did he say?

David said that he is doing great. He misses all of you. He misses all of his fans. It’s all he talks about.

Wait, do we call them fans yet? No. We call them listeners. Nobody’s listeners.

Yeah. So he said he’s doing good. He went and looked at his flat. We call it a flat.

Not an apartment. Flat. And then his baby’s kicking like a monster. Little alien baby.

Baby’s not born yet. Nope. So yeah with all that going on I’m sure that you guys are the first thing on his mind and we are right there with you. We’re all important to him.

Anyway as soon as he’s possibly able I mean we’ve got emails and stuff from him and actually one of our I think Amy your husband talked to him on Skype. Yeah I did too. Oh sweet. For 45 minutes.

How did it sound? It sounded pretty good. Is it good enough for a podcast? I think it could work.

I think people would sacrifice the cracklies to hear David. I know because early on we were praised for our high quality and now we’re… I don’t think it matters. We’re on two, you know, $17 headsets in your basement right now.

Exactly. It’s great. We’re de-evolving. But David’s important enough to deal with crackleys, I would say.

I think so. If you believe that David’s worth the crackleys, I’ll draw you a picture. Let us know about David and the crackleys. Tell us what you think in the meantime.

What’s been going on? Here’s your weekly update. Alright so what has been going on in your world Amy? What kind of weekly fun do you have?

Well this is kind of an interesting story. I did notice that I had a theme going as far as weekly updates. Babies. I am a stay-at-home mom.

They all surround my child or my home. I have a feeling with your kid though it wouldn’t matter if you were at home or away. That Story Show That’s her party. She has parties in there.

We’re not usually invited. But anyway, so I’m branching out today. I’m going to tell an update about my husband. We decided to rent a movie.

So we go into the video store and we get up to the counter and Anthony, of course, my husband, stalkers, does not have his video card. So we decide that the guy at the counter needs to look up to see what our number is and check our account. So we hadn’t been in the video store in a while so he’s trying to figure out which account is ours and he said there’s two accounts here and so the guy goes well you have one account here with Amy and so I turned to my husband and I said who is Amy?

Who the heck is Amy? thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com,thatstoryshow.com I want to keep it going but I start busting out laughing because the guy’s face is so hilarious so as soon as I laugh you know of course the guy laughs and then breathes again because he’s been holding his breath for That’s right up there with David talking about there comes your wife right exactly so he’s freaking out like what did I do? And because I’m pretty sure we had him I think I had him verify the the address first and so like it was not actually our address But we you know like with Amy hmm, so it was you know I did something just the other week with the The

lady asked me how I was doing and I said something like, people keep putting their crap on my… With the cart, Jen, that was awesome. She really was tripping out. I exaggerate a little bit, act like the lady didn’t think it was funny.

But she was kind of, like, she was a little taken aback. Like, she really believed it, like, this guy’s crazy and then, oh, it’s happening, you know. It’s really happening. So, yeah, if you guys have any stories out there of of things that you’ve done to mess with people at walmart or you know your favorite checkout money changer person I’ll draw you a picture.

All your various stores. I’ll draw you a picture. Everybody’s getting a picture this week. Well it’s going to be a really cruddy one.

It’s going to be a smiling face. It’s going to be a picture of a star. You get a little gold star kids. Alright now it’s been a while so these weekly updates are old because I can’t think of anything recent.

I mean we had a week of camp and there was a lot going on there. You think we would have a lot of weekly updates since it’s been like three weeks? Well I forget them if I don’t write them down. At camp I was in the middle of nowhere and there was no internet and you had to drive 20 miles just to get internet.

I mean the only thing I could say and this will not count as my weekly update is a kid, one of the kids, he’s an inner city kid, he was real rough. Show,ReviewThatStory Show,ReviewThatStory Show,ReviewThatStory Show,ReviewThatStory is a Show Show Exactly. I do have a little update about my child though. It happened last night.

I’m sure the fans would love to know. So she’s sitting in her bed and she starts screaming. So I’m like, what is going on? She’s already put down for the night.

Have you seen the movie The Visitors? I think that there are aliens in there with her. So I go to check because of course she could be in there with the monsters. And she’s sitting up in her bed totally 100% asleep.

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My brother will draw you a picture. I’ll draw you a picture too. So anyway,my real weekly update is this. We were moving and a friend of mine let me borrow his truck and it’s this massive truck and I never drove a truck before but I do know that when you adjust seats in a truck thatstoryshow.com until they’re not firmly planted to the ground.

What happened was, let me break it down for you physics majors. The car’s moving forward. An object in motion tends to stay in motion unless its seat is firmly planted to the ground. Well, my seat was not firmly planted to the ground since I pulled the lever and the entire seat and me slid forward.

Not just one or two little clicks, you know, like you like to. It went all the way. I’m shoved into the steering wheel. One hand, okay, and then also because I’m being shoved forward, what happens to my foot?

That Story Show That Story Show All the time you’re trying to put the lever down. Oh my god, it was just terrible. I was just like, one foot was down, I mean, one arm was on the seat, or the steering wheel, which was now in my nose, and the other hand was trapped, you know, down under the steering wheel on the lever. There was just no hope for me, but I did survive.

So, that was the other, oh man, one more thing. Jen, okay, this also involves a truck, because we bought David’s truck from him before he moved, and Jen’s never, Jen hasn’t driven a stick in probably 20 years. Show So she pulls the thing up in the driveway and the driveway’s got a slight slant to it. I’m talking on the phone with somebody.

Actually, I think… You were talking to me! I was talking to you! You were talking to me because you were like blah blah blah.

I gotta go! I gotta go and I slam on it because what I had seen through the window was the white truck that we bought from David was in the middle of the road in front of my house. That thing had rolled down the driveway and thank God! This is what I hear.

I gotta go. Jay! In the background. So Amy’s praying but yeah the truck had rolled down and it’s in the middle of the highway or in the middle of the road and I’m so glad that that this it wasn’t more slanted because it could have just gone right in the house across the street or

even up in their lawn but you know or even back over a small child. Anything would not have been good. It could have been terrible. Well because originally I thought you said that Jenna was in the middle of the road.

I thought you were Jenn. Jenny! Oh man. Well if you have any stories about trucks that have backed over small children send it in and I’ll draw you a picture.

Alright well that’s our weekly update. It’s the Featured Story. Alright it’s time for that Featured Story. This week it’s my turn and I figured since this was one of the first ones with both Amy and I that I would go ahead and tell a story that had to do with both of us.

Now I don’t know if you remember these Amy. I remember one of them. Okay. I will tell them and then you tell us which one you remember but these both happened on a street called Lanoid Road in a little town called Jacksonville,Florida.

Not so little. Actually the largest city land-wise in America but we only lived on the north side of Jacksonville and it’s a little bit ghetto now but back then it was only slightly ghetto thatstoryshow.com It would end with me being mad at her and her running. It’s like that story, I read a story about, or saw a movie about a story about a guy that peed the bed and his mom would hang his sheets outside to embarrass him and so he would run home faster than the bus to get there before his friends saw it and he became this Olympic star because of it.

John used to put the mattress outside, the whole mattress. Well. When uh, John, Jonathan. Jonathan.

Not, not you. Anyway so, Anyway so we were out playing,doing something,Amy made me mad,Amy begins to run,I grab a broom and I start smacking her amongst the,around the heads and shoulders,just over and over and over again,and she’s running toward the screen door to tell mom,she’s screaming,she’s running,she grabs the screen door and all I remember is she grabbed the screen door and went backwards like you do to get out of the way of the screen door and just never stopped going backwards and undoubtedly she hit the bushes and quickly stopped crying and at the time I didn’t realize it but I had knocked you slap out I had but somehow good it didn’t happen right after I hit you right it was it was it was a little delayed like like the combined force of several hits had finally caused the concussion that I had secretly desired.

I was trying to be strong but I lost it. I must make it to mom who will save me well anyway she falls back in the bushes and she’s just laying there and finally she gets up and she’s crying mom Mom’s at the screen door and by then I don’t know where the broom went but I have special older brother skills that make weapons disappear. The broom was gone.

I don’t know what happened to her. Luckily Amy had a momentary brain cell loss and she did not recall. I don’t remember getting punished for that I remember getting yelled at. um…

like mama thought i pushed her in the bushes or something but that girl grabbed the handle and fell backwards and um… i mean has anybody else out there this is when i wish it was live with listeners somebody else out there ever knocked out uh… a sibling i mean that would be an awesome thing to know if you’ve ever just made them pass out david has the most amazing knockout story ever with jonathan and i wish i could just tell it but we’ll have to wait for him. All right, the other one and neither one of these stories are strong enough to be on their own but just together they’re fabulous.

Can I add a little bit to the other story? Yeah, the one I’m about to tell? No, the one that you already told me. Oh yeah, absolutely.

I didn’t know you remembered that one. I remember later on about it and that your story to mom was that you turned around really quickly and the broom hit me in the head. That’s right I remember a lot. Because you were holding it horizontally and you know like in the movies the whole slapstick thing where you I just turned around really quick and and it hit her in the head and then she fell into the bushes and so all I remember is the bushes waking up

in the bushes but apparently I was only out for like a second. A millisecond yeah. You were probably out from the time you pulled the door all the way open to about right after you hit the bushes but you were out for a moment. Was there a light?

There was a tunnel actually. It was really scary because I felt myself being sucked in and the tunnel was really short because my life was really short at the time. My life is flashing before… Oh, it’s over.

Exactly. Before I even got that thought out, my life was over. Bushes. Is this heaven?

No, James is there with the broom. Yeah, there’s reality. Oh, God. Okay, so this one, that was called the broom knockout.

This one, this one had to do with the way you get when you have friends over. It doesn’t matter if you’re an older sibling or younger sibling. Whenever you have friends over, you become the boss of all the other siblings. You can tell them things.

is a and so I had this friend over and Amy was out there in the garage or coming and going just kind of because the other rule about that is younger siblings have to be the most annoying possible when friends are over so for to show off for them because they know you can’t beat them exactly as bad when the friends are around so anyway so I’m telling Amy to leave and I’m trying to crack this thing open I want to make something well I’m looking through the book and there’s this thing for blue butter and I don’t know why I don’t know what but I just remember that title blue butter and I was like oh that’s cool I’m gonna make some blue butter and so I start to look for the ingredients and it’s a used science kit and so there’s pieces missing but it does have something with some blue dye in it so I just start mixing stuff together I’m trying to follow the directions if something don’t work.

I just replace it a little bit. Is it actual butter like you had to go in the kitchen and get butter? I think no. I don’t I think I remember it saying don’t eat it.

If it was just that I’d imagine it’d be a tub of margarine and some blue dye. But no, this was scientific stuff. And so I’m mixing stuff together and dude, it’s foaming. You know, it’s it’s coming up out of the little glass containers and stuff.

Well you come around about that time. Review you’re you’re screaming I don’t know why you run inside and and and I’m like you don’t care man I told her you know let’s make some more blue butter that stuff it’s it’s great it makes sisters go away mom comes out a full 10-15 minutes later and I’ve already moved on to something else I mean we’re making you know hair growth formula or something Rogaine yeah we’re inventing stuff but she comes out and she’s like what did you put on thatstoryshow.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com,ReviewThatStory.com, thatstoryshow. So anyway I just got I mean the friend had to go home the kit was confiscated I mean I was almost I was moments away from that hair growth formula Rogaine would have been mine.

You would have been rich today. We’d have had blue haired bald people everywhere thank you dryer and the basement and um but anyway I was denied I was denied the access I could have been a scientist. So mom stifled you. Well she stifled me when she bought a used.

With no ingredients. And that’s the thing. I remember when she bought us an Easy Bake Oven. And once you went through the Easy Bake Oven items that come with the Easy Bake Oven.

There was no new ones. There was no use to have the Easy Bake Oven. You don’t go buy new Easy Bake Oven ingredients. No you try to use.

You make mud pies. You try to use. That’s when you start baking the mud pies. thatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstorys Well,even later on,Equal,the commercial when Equal came out,had a guy take the packet,open it,and dump it in his mouth,and I’m like,oh,it’s a sugar substitute,but it is a lot more potent,and it tastes a lot like aspirin.

Exactly. It’s terrible stuff. Chopped up aspirin. How many of you out there have taken the Advil challenge?

Not Advil,what is it,Extra? Equal. Equal. He will draw you a picture.

I remember when that stuff came out,though. that story show any kind of lunch that I made. I mean because it was bad enough when it was cold but when it was forgotten and you made it that morning and then if you got the last bit. It wasn’t even dissolved all the way.

Yeah that’s what I’m saying. You had granules. If you got the last bit though you would get clumps and and they would just be scooped off and set to the side. And is it really that much cheaper?

I mean seriously. Maybe back then it was I don’t know that maybe the dried up cows that they found in the thatstoryshow.com,reviewthatstoryshow.com Cardboard box wrapped in paper that was printed with the little metal. It would get wet for some reason so the bottom of the box would be like solid clumps of carnation. Gosh.

Mom was always doing stuff like that though. Nasty. Like our cereal. We’re getting a little off topic but that’s okay we need to let this out.

Mom would buy cereal and when the generic brand came out she’d buy the bags of cereal and she went out and she was a Tupperware salesman for a while and she bought these Tupperware cereal dispensers shaped with a little lid,the circle lid on top and then when we would get down to only four or five Cheerios and it wasn’t ever Froot Loops,it was Cheerios,Raisin Bran and some sort of granola that she would make.Oh god yeah,that stuff would swell up in your stomach,you’d want to eat more but when it would get down to nothing you would never literally and never finish a box of cereals you’d wake up in the morning and you would have Fruit Loop Raisin Bran Cheerio Medley yes and stuff cereal gets different cereal gets mushy at different times exactly and it was just absolutely horrid and you couldn’t eat it so to this day I don’t finish a box of cereal if there’s like you know half a bowl left it’s in the trash it’s no wonder why we fought It’s no wonder why we fought.

One time I found a chocolate bar on the sidewalk outside that same house. And it had ants all over it and I ate it. Because we never had candy. No, we did not have candy.

I think that’s why my teeth are rotten. Because when I became an adult. Duh, yeah. I’m like, candy!

Well, you know, kids are always like, when I grow up I’m going to eat a candy bar every day. Right. I meant it. Yeah.

And other than yesterday. You’re following through. I have. I didn’t get one yesterday.

I only had two today. It’s 4th of July after all. You know that’s why it all comes back to the whole shampoo thing where David peed in my shampoo because when you have something that you never had it’s exciting. It always blew my mind how we were real big about not drinking after each other and we had two different toothbrushes and nobody could use each other’s toothbrush but we all swished with the same cup.

Yes. We never thought about it. Yeah. I did later and that’s when I began to not swish my teeth anymore.

That is why to this day I eat candy bars and do not brush my teeth. Anyway that was our feature story. Up next, News, E and V Mail. First thing we want to cover, because we had some abuses, is how to get your email and voicemail on the show.

If you want to send us an email, do that. You can be a little more wordy with an email but it’s better if you leave the storytelling to us. Many of you have been padding out your stories with rabbit trails and set up telling us all this back story and stuff like that. If you would just tell your story.

If it’s good it’ll stand up on its own. Show Show Targeted somewhere between 30 seconds and a minute and a half We had a voicemail this past week or the week before the week before that Was was fairly decent But really didn’t get into the story until halfway into the voicemail and it was a good two and a half three minutes And that’s just too much to play definitely during the show much less after so so basically if your email is 10 to 30 seconds you’re pretty much guaranteed as long as it’s funny to get during the show which is what you all want I know I would when I call in to extra life radio I want to be played during the show never happens but if you want to be played at the show probably your targets a minute I mean 30 seconds to a minute and a half max and make

it good So those are basically the rules. Anything you need to add,Amy,since you’re new,you can make one rule. I can make one rule? About emails and voicemails.

Oh. Just about that,then? Nothing else? Nothing else,not yet.

I don’t have a rule. This is only our first show together like this,so you have to become an old… Before I can start ruling? Yeah,you have to be pretty well into this.

Okay,well,I have an email rule. Okay. It has to be 25 words or less. Mmm.

What if what if they spell your name wrong? Oh, that’s a good one. If you spell my name wrong in emails, then it will not be read on the show. By her.

By me. I’ll read them cuz… A-M-Y? Who spells their name like A-I-M-E-E anyway?

Oh, you didn’t put your name on this. That’s why. I have an email here. A-M-Y and there’s no name on it and there’s a reason for that because you know that you did something bad.

That’s right. show show to who have taken photos of themselves holding a sign. We had actually a couple of them standing underneath the sign. Yes, I thought it was awesome.

They took us a little literally and it worked out good. That was cute. And we’ve got those rotating through on the main page. So go to nlcast.com and check that out.

And if you’d like to see your image up there, send us that picture of yourself. Use a cell phone. I don’t care. A cell phone camera is good.

Holding a sign, giving us some sort of shout out. And if you want a caption, send that too. And we’ll get that up there and you can check that out. That would be awesome.

We have a few emails and stories and voicemails. Amy do you want to read them or shall I? I can start if you would like because I won’t be reading the next one because that’s the one that my name is spelled wrong. Hey Amy and James.

One day I was at school talking to one of my friends,this is from Jesse,this other guy and his friend came up to him and said he hates this guy and he started talking to them anyway and the guy that he hates,Jesse hates,decides that he’s going to hit him on the back of the head like Hercules apparently. I don’t know exactly how that looks or plays out. Yeah, I don’t think Jesse knows Hercules.

Right. He’s probably just really too young to know about Hercules. I think he’s just name dropping. Right, because I would have used He-Man, personally.

Well, duh. Or just somebody that hits people. So he’s like, don’t hit me, you moron! Ooh.

Show you can’t beat me poopless I’m a black belt in tsunami now what I wanna know is if that’s really what he said because tsunami is like a serious wave of death so if you’re a black belt in tsunami then you got some explaining to do you sure do because you are the only one you’ve done some damage these past couple years too exactly because the people in that whatever country would really love to talk to you about their tsunami thatstoryshow.com,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow,ReviewThatStoryShow You have a whole brownie piece on your booty. So apparently somebody left their brownie on the chair that Jesse sat in and so he looked like he poo pooed his pants. Oh my gosh.

So the guy he hates, the Tsunami Boy, comes up to him and hits the brownie off his booty and says, See, I beat you poopless. So he wanted to hit him, but his mom told him that he shouldn’t hit anybody or he’d get in trouble. So he walked away like a man. Yeah.

A poopless man. Poopless wonder. And a parent saw the whole thing and the kid got in trouble. It was awesome.

And Jesse says that’s the story and he’s sticking to it. And he wanted to make a note. about something important close to my heart and that’s the fact that by the way he didn’t write my name first because of alphabetical order David. He wrote it because I am awesome.

It must have been a previous email that he sent in. Yes. Oh man,things that stick to your hiney. It’s the most embarrassing thing in the world.

It’s terrible. I had a piece of paper stick to my butt one time in first grade and it made me cry because people were making fun of me. I had toilet paper on my shoe, the infamous toilet paper. Yeah, I call it toilet.

So the tsunami guy, basically his biggest move was so powerful that it could knock a piece of brownie off somebody’s butt. Well what I think is funny is the whole story was about the brownie and the knocking the poop out of you. But the tsunami part was my favorite. Yeah.

Because I don’t even think Jesse realizes what he said. And I wanna know if the kid really said tsunami or if he said karate or… You probably did say Tsunami. This must have been like middle school stuff.

Right. It sounds like, like my mom said and all this. And who listens to their mom after middle school? Well, and yeah, who eats brownies?

Middle schoolers. And who’s like, I hate that guy. And who says Crapless? Knock the crap out of you.

That’s the way you say it. Anyway, here it is. Hi there. Just listen to AMY’s story.

Evil. About setting the alarm on herself. And so she was saying she’s a… I’m assuming this is she.

Hold on. She has very feminine text in the email. See, there’s no name. There’s no name.

This is nameless. The nameless wonder because they know that… Right. Well, you’re a girl then.

So if you’re a guy, ha ha. Show thatstoryshow.com,ReviewThatStory and so about 20 minutes later he thought he’d caught it and called in and all this kind of stuff. He hears diesel engines and tons and tons of fire engines around the parking lot. He went out and met the fireman.

The fireman was all mad and they had to check his ID and everything. He gave him a stern talking to. He was very embarrassed and needless to say we will not be using a smoke machine in the future. I’m just glad What’s been going on?

Here’s your weekly update. Okay I’ve completely forgotten about this and I don’t know how I could have forgot it. I came, it was after camp, we came to stay with you guys as you know and I was sleeping in the basement because I couldn’t sleep. Oh my goodness.

I wake up and I see a pillow on the floor in this very basement and I go to flip the pillow up on me and I just get drenched with water and I look around and the entire basement has an inch and a half of water. What did you do? And I go running around and I’m freaking out just like this guy was in this last story and Show,ReviewThatStory Show,ReviewThatStory Show,ReviewThatStory Show,ReviewThatStory you guys is a water filtration filter that was supposed to be replaced every three months had been replaced in five years and it was chock full of dirt it had in because the water couldn’t get through it had backed up into the water softener and the water softener was trying to let off the pressure by by putting out through its output well somehow your sup pump had gotten turned off well because it flipped

the switch because it was working so hard I don’t know that the I don’t know that that sub pump was on at all. Oh well Anthony said he flipped the switch to turn it back on. He did but I don’t think it was on in the first place because sub pumps don’t, it would have kept the water out. Right.

You saw how quickly it did once we did it. Well anyway but I do know your water pump blew a fuse and oh my gosh we were working, I’ll just shorten it from 7 o’clock in the morning to 2 o’clock in the afternoon. on my vacation day. thatstoryshow.com thatstoryshow.com,ReviewThatStoryShow If it was Anthony, he would be able to tell you right now.

I, however, cannot. As he’s listening to this, he’s already deciding the number. There’s 20 filters that you guys should have gone through, as far as I calculated. That’s not many.

That’s a many. 20, I mean, come on. This thing was full of dirt, from the bottom to the top. It actually was, you couldn’t even get the filter out.

No, we had to go out and rinse it out to get the filter out. It was like free flowing air and water around the filter normally, and it was so full. That Story Show He says he went off to college and like most young adults of the world,he enjoyed the newfound freedom away from the parental units. After one night of enjoying newfound freedom,he made his way back to the dorm that he lived in.

His dorm was really small,having only about 50 people a floor and 3 floors total. What is that James? How many people? 75!

A dollar! I don’t know! He lived on the first floor of the dorm in the hallway with seven other guys. Having one roommate of his own.

He’s very own. And he got to his room and it was about 1.30 in the morning. His roommate was already asleep. and as per usual he was pretty straight edge.

Do you know what that means? Oh yeah, he was really good and he obeyed all the rules. Yeah, he doesn’t drink or do drugs. Right.

But he looks like he does. Right. That was Anthony. He always said he was straight edge.

That was the first time I’d ever heard of it. So you look like you smoke pot but you don’t. So he says by the grace of God he made it into his loft bed. That Story Show This is an example of the emails.

Yeah. It’s like they just started the story. Um, is, and move up is, wait, decided to play a trick on me and my leg moved up so my body thought there was actually a giant spider coming up to get me. Um, he realized of course and started jumping up and screaming and all I hear besides my loud yell about 4 a.m.

on Saturday morning is multiple thuds as every guy in the hall freaks out and falls out of their respective beds. Let me tell this story for you. Thank you. Let’s give you a little lesson.

It’s long. Hey, I was in college and I was laying in bed one night and I was dreaming about spiders and I started feeling like there was a spider crawling on my leg and I jumped up and I freaked out. I was screaming at the top of my lungs. Not only did I wake up my roommate, who was very, very asleep.

He was just knocked out cold. I freaking That Story Show There. See? See, that was beautiful.

I don’t need to know how straight edge they were. I don’t need to know about the freedom that you enjoyed. Right. I don’t need your name.

So next time… No, we need his name. Because if he wins something… And Benjamin, man, I’m just picking on you.

I’m just… I’m using you as an example. So, but since nobody’s listening anyway, there are certain liberties we can take. Right.

Like making fun of the nobody. Yeah, exactly. Let’s see. This one’s long.

It’s from Mike. Let’s see how… Brutal this one is. I must have been about 10 years old at the time.

He liked playing outdoors and causing havoc. On this day he was in the back garden with some friends and suddenly decided they would go up and bolt into the close. We just assumed that these were foreign people. Because we don’t know what a close is.

Yeah, we don’t know what a garden is either. I do because I watch Shaun of the Dead. Anyway, in a car park. Yeah, so.

Right. thatstoryshow.com and hit his head on the other side of the fence and broke his flipping leg in half. So he’s dangling there from the gate screaming for all he’s worth. His dad comes out and helps him,pulls him off the fence, brings him in the house.

They say, it’s not that bad, walk around on it. So they make him walk around on his bad ankle. And as soon as he did, he just fell to the floor screaming and screaming and screaming. Finally his mom, M-U-M, That Story Show thatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstoryshow.com,Reviewthatstorys I don’t know how I feel about it.

Let me just tell them. It says hey David and James and then in parentheses and Amy. I feel like that’s the way it should be. I need to be in parentheses so much so that I am very much seemingly an afterthought.

You’re not on the website yet. I haven’t even changed the logo. You’re not on iTunes. I’m trying not to be hurt.

And I’m thinking parentheses is the way to go. Keep you contained. I think it really signifies the littleness of my significance in the show. I agree.

So from here on out, everything I say, I’m going to parenthesis it, sigh it, however you say that. And I’ll do quotation marks on mine. I’ll say it really quietly. So everything I say will sound like I don’t really mean it.

Right. Like, I went to the show. and it will mean something else. I’m going to the bathroom.

Yeah, I’m going to the bathroom. I was walking by a church one time and they usually churches will put parentheses around a title of the sermon but this one they had replaced it with the name of the pastor coming and so it read this Sunday Dr. Richard Kimball. And so Jen and I for months drove by this thing and talked about how he wasn’t a real doctor. He just played one in the church, just played along.

Doctor,come here,come here the Doctor,yeah,anyway,alright,well this is from Caitlin,this reminds me of you,yes,it made me laugh,um,you sparked a lot of stories,I apparently did,there’s a lot of monsters out there,you were a hit,um,so Caitlin says that she was just listening to the monster room,which was my story about monsters,and uh,it reminded her of a time when she was house sitting There are parentheses. She put it in quotation marks. There are, there are quotation marks.

Oh, because actually, and then now parentheses, actually my friend was house sitting. Right. Okay. So, um, they were, it was like a really big house.

By friend we have to assume it’s a guy. Yeah. Cause it usually is when they won’t tell us. Sounds pretty bad when, especially when there’s parentheses.

These girls and their boyfriends. I know. They’re making out with windows. Why in my day?

Um, so they’re in this huge mansion house sitting and they decide to watch a movie. That’s a good way to get killed. Right, exactly. And so they’re watching the movie and the clock starts to chime.

So they realize after a while that the clock isn’t actually working. Like, I would assume that means telling time and ticking and all that good stuff, but it is making noise. Probably one of those old wind up ones. Right.

So all of a sudden the clock falls over. on its own and they’re freaking out. This is like our demon possessed smoke detector. Exactly.

Except worse. So they scream really loud and they never figured out why it was chiming and why it jumped to try to kill them. And then another time they were watching a movie, another movie, and they decided to mess around with their phones apparently because according to Caitlyn that’s what teenage girls do at three in the morning. That’s how to get yourself killed.

Personally at three in the morning I was usually sleeping. I like to be thinking and dreaming. Yes, right, right, in parentheses. Of course, I usually dream in parentheses and quotations.

So, Caitlin says that her ringtone was the sound of drums, but she wasn’t aware of it being the sound of drums, so when her friend called her phone It started making the drum beat really loud and they both freaked out and I would assume that they were on an air mattress because they jumped so high that they popped the mattress. Oh wow I misread that. There’s not two O’s there’s two P’s.

I thought they pooped the mattress at first. I seriously did. That’s why I thought you were pausing because I’m like oh my god they pooped the mattress. I would have never started reading the Z-mail.

But they both boomed the mattress. That’s what would have been horrible. They popped the mattress. They popped the mattress.

With quotation marks. Their parents were quite angry that we were so loud at 3am. I can’t imagine why. Peace out,Kaitlyn.

That’s turquoise socks in the forums. Oh is that what the print,see she’s got parenthesis too. On her own self. Alright,we’ve got a voicemail.

Here it goes. Hey guys, it’s Marjorie. I believe I’m calling nobody’s listening and I sure am listening a lot more than I thought I would. Well anyways, I live in New York and my story just happened to me like two minutes ago.

I’m exchanging my Georgia license for a New York license and apparently all my other pictures are pretty. And when I go exchange it, the lady that’s doing the information exchange tells me that all my other pictures are pretty and the one I just took ain’t right and I need to take another one. So I just decided that I was going to stay with that one but it was interesting for someone to tell me that my other pictures are pretty except the one I just took. Well I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did and have a good one.

See ya. See there are several reasons why this has happened. Did I hear right? Did she say she moved from Georgia to New York?

Yes. Well that’s the problem is sweetheart you moved from a state that has all ugly girls in it to New York which has a much larger population of pretty girls and just by comparison you look better in Georgia,sweetie. You need to move back. It is what she was trying to tell you.

There is another option. Your chances are better. I think we should get licenses every year. We get them like every 17 years.

Mine is due for renewal next year and I’ve had the same driver’s license the entire time I’ve lived in Kansas City. Review That Story Show,Review To be honest with you, you should have taken advantage of that. I’ve never had anybody say anything kind but especially anything that really would have bettered me as a human. It’s usually you don’t have the right ID, you don’t have enough paperwork, you’re in the wrong line.

Why are you wasting my life? You know, but you don’t have your $10. Yeah But for her to be worried when you yeah, in other words for buying spray paint in other words Don’t don’t call us with this crap again. I mean if you had an ugly picture and you chose it, that’s up to you That’s a whole nother show sweetie.

Now. We’re just kidding. We love you. Thanks for calling I’m just I’m just trying to be real We’re here to change lives.

We’re preaching the gospel of Kennison and sometimes… But I’m not a Kennison. You know what? Real isn’t always pretty, but it’s real.

Alright, it’s time for something that the people have been waiting for for a while. It’s what the world’s been waiting for. The Recap Song. okay three weeks ago I was moving and I borrowed a friend’s truck I didn’t know how to drive it so he told me so I wouldn’t get stuck and I couldn’t reach the pedals I couldn’t make it go so I reached between my legs grab a piece of

lever and I let it go oh oh oh oh That Story Show Well the next thing I know I was slamming into the steering wheel and I think I heard myself squeal. I was at the brakes because my leg went into the pedal and I think I heard metal on metal. It was probably time to change those drums on the back and the pads in the front. All I know is my teeth were biting the leather on the wheel.

All of a sudden I couldn’t feel my legs because they were jammed up into the dashboard. All I know is I couldn’t get free and I was praying to the Lord. Amy, go! He knocked me out.

Oh, I knocked her out. He knocked me out. Oh, you know I knocked her out. I was in the bushes.

She was in the bushes for a while. It was a broom. It was a broom upside her forehead. Why’d you do it?

You’re annoying. I’m annoying. That’s why we hate me. We don’t hate you anymore cause I can’t outrun you anyway.

And the mob’s gone away. All we have is a Swiffer and it just wouldn’t be the same. Wouldn’t be the same. can’t believe it’s not blue butter spray blue butter acid spray mama bought me a science kit it was used so there was nothing in it just some instructions on a card I was annoyed cause I had my friend there and my sister was everywhere in my hair so

I made some blue butt hair uh oh uh oh Why’d you do it? Why’d you do it? I don’t know Why’d you do it? I just mixed some chemicals and I let em go I wish that mom had let you go.

You would have made rogaine, don’t you know? And we’d have a better quality podcast. Cause I’d have money to buy the equipment that would last. Just a little bit of advice for you that want to send in emails.

Make sure they are so long that we have time to tell them. And spell my name right. That’s a right, it’s a A-I-M-E-E. A-I-M-E-E-E I like my name being in a song It’s not A-M-Y I never has been I will die before I spell it like that It’s hard playing guitar with a chip clip He literally is playing it with a chip clip CHIP CLIP It’s the way it has to

be,Trying to get a song out to the family.Chip Clip,Chip Clip,Can I get a Chip Clip from you,Can I get a Chip Clip from you,Oh Chip Clip. guys and girls thank you for listening to us today thank you i want you to call us call us on the nobody’s listening line at 206-600-5704 you can email your stories to us at nobody’s listening to us at gmail.com also get on the forums on our website at www.nlcast.com check out our frapper map on there get on our myspace that’s myspace.com slash nlcast and add us to your friends list You can also leave us an iTunes review on iTunes. And if you don’t know what iTunes is, you need to get a life.

I’m sorry to say it. Well, guys and girls, thank you for paying attention. Thank you for listening. Thank you for sitting up straight, hands in your lap, feet under your legs, sitting through the entire thing listening.

Because the sad truth is, nobody’s listening. That Story Show That Story Show Hey David we miss you man. Please come back and play the guitar. Please.

You have something besides a chip clip. By the way Marjorie you won our button this week so if you’ll send us an email with your address we’ll get it out to you. Congratulations. I was thinking about David today because I was wiping diaper ointment on my little girl and David has a really big problem with pee and poop and puke and other people’s sweat and I had this ointment on my finger from wiping it all over my daughter and I

was like where’s David so I could chase him around the house and a little tear trickled down my cheek I bought a truck the other day cuz I was moving hey hey hey but I didn’t know the way it was supposed to go I’ve been moving with a truck that isn’t mine It’s been a while. And by the time I got to that stop sign, I realized I couldn’t reach the pedals. So I grabbed between my legs for a piece of metal.

And I pulled real hard and jammed my head into the steering wheel. And I didn’t like the way that pressure feels. And I’m glad there were no children in front of me. Cuz I’m sure there would have been a funeral procession going down the road that I did after I ran over that child for a little child.

I would have had to change from habanero peppers to something a little more mild. It rhymed. It’s beautiful. Alright Amy, your turn.

We’re going to tell you a story about… It’s not that easy is it?