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Finally… the release of the long awaited, much anticipated pilot episode of Nobody’s Listening. Listen to our very first attempt at podcasting. You’ll hear about James’ flying experience with a red go-kart as well as David singing. Hold on to your hats folks… this is what you’ve been waiting for.
The Pilot is being released because no matter what we tried… we couldn’t get the stupid laptop to record the audio. We had a blast keeping the 50+ Stickam.com folks entertained for an hour. We made a lot of new friends. Hope that more of you will join us online next week.
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[00:00] Voice Actor: Want to hear some awesome voice acting skills? Of course you do. You’re listening to Nobody’s Listening. Who told you that was okay?
[00:00:18] James: How you doing out there podcast people? This is James from Nobody’s Listening. Due to technical difficulties, episode 11 was not recorded. We did perform episode 11 for those who joined us live on stick cam tonight, but we were not able to record it.
[00:18] James: So what we’ve been forced to do is to release the long-anticipated, long-awaited, much-requested pilot episode recorded back on December 20th of 2006. It was only released to a few friends and family and didn’t get a whole lot of feedback, but it was definitely the foundation of the episodes to follow. We’re really interested to hear your feedback on what you liked about it and how you think we’ve improved or de-evolved since then. One thing I think you’ll notice and that you’ll agree with me about the pilot episode is that during the recap song, David actually sang.
[00:00:34] James: And that’s something we really haven’t seen since. So email David and encourage him to begin putting in his voice and his two cents into the recap songs. So if you left a voicemail this week, be listening for that. We’ll add those on at the end of the show.
[01:13] James: Remember, you know, even if you’ve never commented, please give us your two cents and the forums or on our email. or on the Nobody’s Calling line. We’d love to hear from you. It’s the only way that we know you’re out there.
[01:29] James: So we’ll see you guys next week. Hello, people out there in internet podcast land. This is Nobody’s Listening Podcast, the pilot episode recorded on December 20th, 2006. I am one of your hosts.
[00:02:21] James: My name is James Kenison, my brother’s here.
[00:02:23] David: And my name is David Kenison.
[02:25] James: And we are bringing you a brand new podcast, basically funny stories that will make you laugh about our past and our recent, more recent, present, and maybe, if you’re lucky, stories about the future. The future. Stories that haven’t even been invented yet. Anyway, my name is James Kenison, and I am a father and husband.
[00:02:47] James: I got a little girl just turned two last weekend, actually. I work and play here in the Kansas City area in Missouri. My brother David, tell the world about yourself, dude.
[02:58] David: I am currently dating. Over 6,000 miles away in the Great Emerald Isle, and I just moved from Phoenix and which was Last or this way. Yeah this last weekend, and I’m currently residing KC Mo or no independence Mo independence Mo in the KC area area that way the stalkers don’t come get you Thank you, but anyway
[03:26] James: We decided to do this podcast because David and I, for quite a while, have called each other. Randomly. Randomly, sometimes with a third person on the third line on the cell phone, and we would just say, hey, remember the time when da-da-da-da-da, and just tell the story with tears in our eyes, retelling stories from our past, and we realized, you know what, why keep this to ourselves?
[03:49] David: Well, yeah, and the thing is, I gotta add there, is that most times that we tell these stories to people, they don’t believe us. Oh, that is true. It’s hard to believe.
[03:56] James: We had kind of a wacky, zany childhood with just some weird elements. Weird elements. And then, of course, once we moved out of our childhood into our adulthood, we made up for it by, oh yeah, like the hallelujah story. And that’s coming up in the next.
[04:12] James: We’re gonna have to do that one, because I don’t care how many times I remember that story, that is hilarious.
[04:16] Voice Actor: It’s still funny.
[04:17] James: Oh my goodness. But anyway, we’ve got stories that we’re going to tell you. And we also, as the podcast goes, we want to make it available for you to call in and write in, email in, and tell us your stories so we can read them on the air. And so that’s coming up in the very near future.
[04:32] James: Now, the format of the show, what we’ll do is we’ll do a brief intro of ourself or any new listeners just like we just did. We’ll always want to do a weekly update where we will tell stories, anything that’s silly or funny or crazy that happened from the past week, and then we’ll move into our featured story of the week, which is one of the big ones that we’ve got, and we’ve got a ton. I think we’ve got over a page and a half of stories.
[04:55] Voice Actor: Oh, yeah.
[04:56] James: And then we will respond to emails and phone calls. Obviously, this is our first one. We don’t have anything like that, but we will eventually be doing that. And I guess while we are talking about that, I will go ahead and mention our email address.
[05:09] James: You can go ahead and start emailing us stuff to nobodyslisteningtos.com. And here’s James’ hard part. Here’s the hard part for me. That is N-O-B-O-D-Y-S.
[00:05:22] Voice Actor: L-I-S-T-E-N-I-N-G-T-O-M-E at gmail.com.
[05:28] James: There we go. See, I’m very visual and I had to see it in my mind. He was actually looking at the ceiling. And I was actually trying to put the apostrophe in there.
[05:35] David: Yeah, he was actually doing the whole Jeopardy deal.
[00:05:37] James: Because without the apostrophe, it’s supposed to be I-E-S. That’s what I learned.
[05:42] David: You got me, dude. I don’t know.
[05:43] James: Yeah, exactly.
[05:44] David: I didn’t graduate.
[05:44] James: So we’re not real smart. But anyway, that is our email address. Begin sending your crazy stories, anything, anecdotes. Just make sure they are true.
[05:55] David: Mm-hmm. No, keep going.
[05:57] James: Yeah, so just make sure they’re true and send them to nobody’s listening to us at gmail.com. That beeping you hear is a timer that we’re using to make sure that we stick to about a half hour. The show will be about a half hour long, and we’ll do it once a week. We haven’t decided what day of the week it’ll be or anything like that, but we’re thinking once a week, a half hour show will be plenty.
[05:57] James: Oh, and then at the end of the very end of the show, we are going to try to do something. It’s in the beta right now, but I sing a little bit, David sings a little bit, he plays a little guitar, and we will try to end each podcast with what we will come to call the recap song, where we will try to remember the song and the happenings of the podcast in music form. There you go.
[00:06:46] James: Totally freestyle. Totally. Because that’s how we roll. That’s how we roll.
[00:06:50] James: All right, anyway, so let’s get started. What happened in your life this week, David?
[00:06:54] David: I just moved from Phoenix, left Thursday night, early Friday morning. Drove straight through. Drove straight through. Me and my other brother, Jonathan, he lives in Florida.
[07:04] James: How you doing, John?
[07:05] David: Hey, boy. And we drove straight through. It was like 20-something hours. yeah around twenty one and then crazier wacky happened i heard he he busted the stink out of your knee all my gosh yet we got here and we were going over your house for our jim’s birthday party we’re just joking around the back and of liam’s car our
[07:05] David: sister and uh… he just is all big and buff because he was in the baghdad war and he punched me my name went straight to my nerve and I was like hemorrhaging in the back seat and nobody would stop or even ask me if I was okay. Hemorrhaging, bleeding. Yeah, I really wasn’t, but it was hurting really bad. [07:25] David:
[07:43] James: Well, I know you showed up to the party and you were crying and complaining.
[07:46] David: I was limping up the stairs to get to the bar.
[00:00:47] James: Well, actually, you weren’t crying and complaining. John was asking you, is your knee okay? But he wasn’t doing it in a very sorrowful, caroling… No, he was…
[00:07:54] David: He was proud. He was. He was trying to make everybody ask, what happened to David’s knee? And, oh, I punched him hard.
[00:07:59] James: Because he’s a stinking Gulf War ninja, right?
[08:02] David: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He’s a ninja.
[08:03] James: Anyway. So I wanted to kill him. So anyway, we’re all caught up. Do you want to mention the subway excursion in the ghetto last night?
[08:11] David: Oh my gosh.
[08:12] James: And don’t diss the ghetto too much.
[08:13] David: No, I won’t diss the ghetto. I love the ghetto.
[08:15] James: We live in the ghetto, and we love the ghetto.
[08:17] David: We love the ghetto. I offered to run to Subway last night to get some food for me and James and Jen, and little baby Jenna. And so Jen was like, here’s a list of things. And once I saw the list, I was stressed out already.
[00:08:32] James: Because sub sandwich has got to be the hardest thing to order.
[08:34] David: It is. It’s not just like a number two, a number three, no mayo, no pickles.
[00:08:38] James: There’s 5,000 configurations for every sandwich at Subway.
[08:40] David: So I’m running up there, and I’m like, yeah, it’s going to take like 10 minutes max. So I get up there, and I had some cash on me. And the chick was really nice. And I was joking around and teleplaying, you know, just, you know, you know?
[00:08:55] David: Like you do. Like I do. Because you’re a flirt. I’m not a flirt.
[00:08:59] David: Maybe. And so I was like, okay, here’s the list of things. Give me a foot long meatballs and with all this stuff. And she’s like, we don’t have any meatballs.
[00:09:10] David: And I’m like, great.
[00:09:11] James: Because the store never has anything that you actually want.
[09:13] David: Never. So I have to call Jen. I’m on the phone with my girlfriend. She’s about to board the plane.
[00:09:18] David: And so I have to get off the phone with her. She’s bawling. And so I got to call Jen and ask her what type of stupid thing.
[00:09:24] Voice Actor: Is this your girlfriend who’s moving to Ireland for a meatball soup? Yeah.
[00:09:29] David: Because I knew if I didn’t get the right thing, then I would. That relationship is flourishing. And so I ask her about meatballs. She obviously doesn’t have meatballs.
[00:09:38] Voice Actor: Oh, David. And how do you live? I can’t even do it. The chef said, oh, no.
[00:00:09] David: Watch out. The DSer will get you.
[00:00:45] Voice Actor: The meatball.
[00:00:09] David: You’re German, dude. You’re German. And so I go there, ask for the meatballs, had to go phone my girlfriend and called Jen to figure out what James really wanted. And one thing, she didn’t even ask him what he wanted.
[00:09:58] David: She just said, get turkey. So I get all this stuff, and then I forget to get the meal on all the sandwiches. So I didn’t drink. I was like, I pulled my credit card out.
[00:10:09] David: I was like, hey, just go ahead and put it on my card. She’s like, well, we don’t accept credit cards.
[00:10:13] James: Because they don’t accept credit cards.
[00:10:15] David: 98% of them are stolen if they bring them in there anyway. Yes. And so, I have to run to Price Shopper, about to get mauled, and run down to Price Shopper, get cash, come back, give her all the stuff, and then I go and get all the drinks that they wanted, and by the time I get back to church, Jen’s like, where’s the Dr. Pepper?
[00:10:32] David: For who? For Sandy. Who’s Sandy? Nobody knows.
[00:10:36] David: And so, I know, I didn’t know. It said like, Mountain Dew, or if not Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, and I was like, okay, whatever. So I brought everything back, Where’s the funny part of the story? Where is the funny part of the story?
[00:10:48] Voice Actor: The chick that was hitting on you that messed up your order.
[00:00:10] Voice Actor: She messed up even my order. She was all talking to me asking where I’m from and stuff. And I’m like, well, from Phoenix. And she said, she’s like, well, why’d you come out here?
[00:10:59] David: I was like, family. And she asked me where I lived. And I was like, can’t tell you that. And I’m scared as I’m going for the gun.
[00:11:07] David: Was she hot, David? She was cute.
[11:08] Voice Actor: Okay.
[11:09] David: But she’s like 12, and I’m 30. And so, yeah, she wasn’t paying attention. I was like, put pickles, and she put banana peppers on there. I put mayonnaise, she put ranch on there.
[00:11:22] David: Every sandwich was wrong. Every sandwich was wrong. Even mine, and I even watched her make it.
[00:11:26] James: I think I had more banana peppers than anyone has ever been allowed to have. Luckily, I like them, but I’m telling you, dude, you could have made a banana pepper split out of all the banana peppers I had on my sandwich.
[11:38] David: So by the end of the day, she was talking and stuff and just laughing. By the end of the day? Yeah, it was like 11 o’clock.
[00:11:44] James: So she was so preoccupied with your hotness. Yeah, I was amazed. And your elusiveness that she screwed up every order.
[00:11:51] David: Every order. I think she got Jenna’s right because that was just, actually she didn’t even make Jenna’s, that’s why she didn’t get it right.
[11:56] James: So the only one that got right was the one she didn’t make. That place is great. There’s one young lady there that I did her grandfather, helped in her grandfather’s funeral, and so I always get my orders right. But I don’t ever have to worry about chicks falling in love with me.
[00:12:13] James: First of all, I have this big ol’ fat wedding ring. Secondly, I have a big ol’ fat me.
[00:00:12] Voice Actor: attached to the wedding ring.
[00:12:19] James: And so I’ve just never had that problem getting hit on. So I don’t envy you at all. But anyway, that’s our week, basically. David moved here, and we got some bad sandwiches.
[00:12:31] James: So anyway, now you know. Anyway, David, let’s tell these folks our story this week. We had a hard time deciding, because we have several stories.
[00:00:12] David: We have tons of them.
[00:00:12] James: We figured we wanted to get one where both of us are involved. Tell you guys start off.
[00:12:47] David: Oh, I’ll open it with it’s a cup like for Christmas me and Jonathan We got a go-kart a little red go-kart right and you were living in you live in an old town town Florida at the time and So what year was it? It was? 90 cuz I didn’t live with you guys.
[13:02] James: I was visiting it was 95. Okay, cuz I was married Yeah, and Jen was there and Leanne was there and he was there so everything
[00:00:13:09] David: Everybody was there.
[00:13:10] James: There were five of us, by the way. Five kids, and I was the oldest, David was the youngest.
[00:13:14] David: James, Leanne, Amy, Jonathan, and me.
[00:13:15] James: Jonathan, David. I’m 33, David’s what?
[00:13:17] David: 23.
[00:13:18] James: We’re 10 years apart. Mom had five kids in 10 years. Oh, God.
[00:13:23] James: Let’s just say a prayer for Mom right now.
[00:13:25] David: Dear baby Jesus. Anyway, so we got a red go-kart for Christmas.
[00:13:29] James: It was awesome, because I had always wanted a go-kart my entire stinking life. We were too poor back then. I don’t know how you swung it, because y’all weren’t doing much better.
[00:13:36] David: No, we weren’t. We were doing worse. But the thing is, before we got the go-kart, there were these videotapes, these elusive videotapes that we could not watch. And we were wondering why.
[00:13:36] David: Well, after we got the go-kart, drove around a bit, and nothing real big happened yet, and we finally put the videotapes in, it was LeeAnne and Amy riding around on an all-girl kart before we even got it. Mom’s just laughing. So you got it for Christmas. But it was huge.
[00:13:47] David: They had already won it. Yeah, 10,000 miles on the wheels. I was like mad. So anyway, so we’re driving around, we’re having a good time. [00:14:05]
[00:14:11] David: Well, James came a couple of days after Christmas. Oh man, and the go-kart, dude. I was in love. He wouldn’t get off of it.
[00:14:17] David: He was ticking me off because he wouldn’t get off our go-kart.
[00:14:20] Voice Actor: We all took turns? No, you took a 15-minute turn. You are such a liar.
[00:14:20] Voice Actor: You run down to the river and back. and you’re like oh one more time okay just to set the scene they lived on 80 acres half of it was forest wetlands like cedar trees like the swamp like with alligators and boars the other half was cleared and so you could ride and it was flat as a board it’s florida and you could ride anywhere except for the gopher holes [00:14:24] James:
[00:14:47] David: that had live gophers in each one. We used to light the smoke things you get from like Walmart during July 4th and throw them down there.
[00:14:55] Voice Actor: Alright, PETA. And they’d come running out.
[00:14:57] David: Well, not running out, but really slow.
[00:14:59] Voice Actor: I was about to say, I’d love to see a turtle run. Really slow wobbly. And be like, mom running after that chicken? We only saw a mom run run time.
[00:15:11] Voice Actor: in our lives.
[00:15:14] James: This podcast is going to suck rocks, I’m telling you, because we keep getting sidetracked. We saw our mom one run one time, and it was after a chicken that got loose in our yard. Where was that again?
[00:15:23] Voice Actor: That was in Yulee?
[00:15:24] James: That was in Yulee, Florida, dude. That’s another story, though. Anyway. Chachaboom, chachaboom.
[00:15:30] David: So, James, like we had these big…
[00:00:15] James: I got the go-kart finally. I remember it being that I didn’t get a turn because I… You had the turn all day.
[00:15:39] David: But I was on the go-kart. We even made you pay for gas.
[00:15:41] James: I’m going to tell my side of it because I was riding and I was wanting to be funny because I was riding up toward the group. My wife’s there, my sisters and my brothers, everybody’s there. And so I lean back and cock my head to the side with my eyes closed like I’m sleeping. Like I’m sleeping, but I’ve got my eyes slitted just enough to where I can see, and so I head toward this massive oak tree, just right at it.
[00:00:16] James: It’s the old tree swing, and I’m heading right toward it, and at the last minute, my plan was to veer off, which I did, but because my eyes were slitted, I failed to see the three-foot fruit.
[00:00:16] Voice Actor: Hit that route.
[00:16:16] David: I don’t know how fast it was like you’re like 30 something in your memory I remember it was like 50 miles an hour and I don’t know how that route launched me was high as it did So me we’re sitting there and we’re watching him go by and we’re giggling it we’re giggling like oh, he’s like he’s asleep. It’s so cool Why can’t we be that cool? You were young.
[00:16:37] Voice Actor: We were young and like, oh my god. Everything I did was great. He’s heading towards the tree. Oh my god.
[00:16:41] Voice Actor: This is so amazing.
[00:00:16:43] David: Oh my god. He’s never opened his eyes yet. Oh, it’s two feet away. And then you just see the front wheel jerk to the right and he hits it like a ramp and he’s slowly spinning like the Matrix.
[00:00:16:53] Voice Actor: I flew in the air. All I remember is looking down. It’s like it slowed down. I look down and I see my entire family looking up at me.
[00:17:00] Voice Actor: I feel like E.T. in the front of the basket, flying slowly. And everything’s going good. I’m like, I’m going to land on all four feet.
[00:00:17:08] James: But then I start to rotate in midair because the top of the engine obviously is heavier than the wheels at the bottom. It didn’t finish rotating. Dude, it didn’t quite finish. I landed almost completely upside down.
[00:17:20] David: It was.
[00:00:17] Voice Actor: I hit the ground first and then immediately the engine of the sneaky go-kart pegged me right in the small of the back between the shoulder blades and oh my god it was hot. Oh yeah. It was hurting. Well the thing is my face was crushed up with stinger nettles is what I remember.
[00:17:36] Voice Actor: After he flipped he didn’t move for like 10 seconds.
[00:00:17:40] David: See that must be why. So as we’re running. He didn’t remember it. So we’re running towards him like this is still so cool.
[00:17:46] David: And so we’re running towards like this is something you only see on funny home videos or whatever and so once we get there It’s just mad crazy because he stays there. We’re like do we should we kick it should we roll it off? Maybe he’s still playing couldn’t move and so he rolled off him and burned his back with a muffler I don’t know how your back got back there because the muffler was at the very very back of the car no like you got ejected at some point oh my god but just flying through the air that stupid ramp route
[18:18] James: I don’t even know how it would be possible for me to have gotten, because I’ve always been, I’m not fat, but I’m not light, dude. If you were riding that thing, I could imagine that thing jumping up in the air.
[18:28] David: I would have ended up in the swamp. Because you were a tiny guy. Well, the thing is that root was like, I don’t know, God perfectly formed it, because on this side of the root to the left, it was like dirt all the way up to the tip of the root. On the other side, it was just like a straight drop.
[18:43] James: Right, so I would have just gone off like an incline, but dude, I hit this ramp route and just flew, and it was, whew. It was good stuff, it was good stuff. It was really funny, and eventually we ended up breaking the brakes or something.
[00:18:57] David: No, we hit a tree with a back left wheel, so it bent the axle, it’s like wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, it dropped down the road. So mom got it fixed one time, we did it again.
[19:06] James: Oh my gosh. Well, dude, that’s our story for today. I hope you enjoyed that. If you have any stories of your own, remember, send them to NobodyIsListeningToUs at gmail.com and we would love to read it on the air.
[00:19:06] James: Eventually we’ll get us a phone number and you can call up and we’ll play your stories on the air, as long as they’re not too long, of course. Or vulgar. Yeah, vulgar. Try to keep it PG at least.
[00:19:19] James: We’re trying not to use too many bad words on the air. Of course in some of our stories it’s going to be a little difficult.
[00:19:42] David: Really difficult.
[00:19:42] James: Because a lot of them have to do with other people saying things.
[00:19:47] David: Yeah.
[00:19:47] James: Like the time you stuck your hand with that carving knife and went and showed Amy.
[00:19:53] David: Yeah.
[00:19:53] James: Because it didn’t hurt. We’ll have to tell that one sometime too.
[00:19:55] David: Yeah, that’s years down the road.
[00:19:57] James: And I hope that story was funny. I’m afraid because they don’t know us and we may not have properly visualized that idea of ET. Because looking down, everything looks so small.
[00:00:20] David: Yeah.
[00:00:09] James: And I know I couldn’t have been that high up in the air, but I sure enough remember that.
[00:00:20] David: You were like to the first branch of the tree. And that’s an oak tree. That’s like you did three feet.
[00:00:20:17] Voice Actor: I just remember being in the air so long, wondering and thinking.
[00:00:20] David: Having no time to think about what was going to happen. I was wondering why you had a book in your hand when you were flipping it. It was such a long thing.
[00:20:26] Voice Actor: I really did fall asleep eventually up there.
[00:00:29] James: That’s why it took me 10 seconds to wake up. Oh, God. Anyway.
[00:20:34] Voice Actor: All right.
[00:20:34] James: So now it’s time for us to recap our podcast in song. OK. And we still got 10 minutes, dude. We’re doing all right.
[00:00:41] David: We’re doing all right. Well, you want to talk about something else?
[00:00:44] James: No, I think we should do the song, because it might take 10 minutes to cook a decent app.
[00:00:49] David: OK. What are we going to do?
[00:00:57] James: Oh man, here we go.
[00:00:59] David: It’s like I’m knocking on heaven’s door every time I see you with that red go-kart in your back.
[00:00:21] Voice Actor: I still wear the scars. The scars of the go-kart. Both on my back and in my heart.
[00:21:18] David: More on his back.
[21:21] Voice Actor: Who planted that tree and did they know? Did they know that I would fly like an eagle? Fly like an eagle With a broken back And a wing Oh, David has a girlfriend in Ireland Six thousand miles away But he’s got a girl at Subway At Subway that can make my sandwiches wrong You ask for mayonnaise, you get ranch dressing. You ask for something else, and it stinks.
[00:21:58] Voice Actor: Depressing. Oh. You know, the only complaint that you have about Kansas City, you say it’s pretty, but it’s awfully cold. I can’t feel my toes right now.
[00:22:14] Voice Actor: And you’re inside with shoes on. And the other thing is, it’s nothing like the Emerald Isle.
[00:22:22] David: Because Lord knows it’s snowing there right now.
[00:22:26] Voice Actor: Oh, and it’s probably raining, too.
[00:22:28] James: Raining the tracks of the tears from your girl’s green eyes. What eye? What color eyes, anyway, David? Hazel.
[00:22:36] James: Green.
[00:22:39] Voice Actor: OK. Why didn’t you just say green, you moron? Because it’s hazel. It’s like crystalline green.
[00:22:45] Voice Actor: Crystalline green! Oh, yeah.
[00:22:48] James: My wife would probably hit me if I told her her eyes were hazel.
[00:22:52] David: Why?
[22:52] James: Because that’s an ugly name. Hazel’s a color! If you named your daughter Hazel, she would hate you for the rest of your life. But as an eye color, it’s supposed to be a good thing.
[00:00:23:01] James: Anyway, let’s continue the song.
[23:04] Voice Actor: David put $75 worth of gas in the rental truck today. It was horrible. Oh, it was horrible. I remember when it used to be 99 cents a gallon in southern Georgia.
[23:04] Voice Actor: Well, you try to fill it up for that much today, well, it’s just not happening. Not even Baghdad. My brother thinks he’s a ninja too. He hit somebody in the knee, thought it was cool.
[00:23:37] Voice Actor: And boy, did it hurt my knee. Uh-oh. He tried to brag to my wife and my sister too. We all think that he’s not cool.
[00:23:37] Voice Actor: I just need some sympathy. Yes, just a little love. N-O-B-O-D-Y-S-L-I-S-T-I-N-I-N-G-T-O-U-S at Gmail.com And I guess what I’m, all I’m trying to say is I’m thankful that my brother’s here today so we can do this podcast. Podcast. [00:23:53] Voice Actor:
[00:24:21] Voice Actor: We can tell stories about go-karts. Go-karts. And the one time my mama ran. Only time.
[00:24:28] Voice Actor: The one time. After a chicken.
[00:24:31] James: Well, David. I think it’s time to wrap this up. Huge help, both over the email and over the phone, helping us with software and all this kind of stuff. So thank you guys for helping us out.
[00:25:01] James: And secondly, just Scott Johnson and the whole crew from both The Instance and Extra Life Radio. First podcast I ever truly fell in love with, and I think it’s possible. So David, let’s just give a song out to the Weekly Murloc right now. You don’t know them, you’ve never heard of them.
[00:25:18] James: Never heard of them. But his name’s Michael, so let’s just give one for Michael, go ahead.
[00:25:24] Voice Actor: Michael, Michael, we’d like to thank you, thank you for the time you gave, time you gave to us and our podcast. Even though it stinks, it won’t stink so bad now, baby. Knowing that you has helped us out. We’ve got a page full of notes and they’re all spelled wrong.
[00:25:47] Voice Actor: Please call me back. Please call me back, Michael. The only thing I’ve got to say is when you called me, it said unknown caller. I don’t know why you blocked your number, Michael.
[00:26:01] Voice Actor: You think I’m a stalker, Michael. Well, it’s probably a good idea, because I’d have called you today and asked you what the blue screen of death showed up.
[00:26:10] James: I know, what was that? The first time we tried to record this, we had to start over. But anyway, we’d just like to thank all you folks out there for helping us out. We’re going to do nothing but get better from here on out.
[00:26:10] James: And David, I’d like to thank you for helping us out.
[00:26:23] Voice Actor: Thank you, James.
[00:26:26] James: And thanks to all you out there, all the fans. We couldn’t do it without you. Remember to email us at nobodyslistingtous at gmail.com. And if you have any pointers for anything we can do better, please let us know.
[00:26:38] James: But be kind. I’m very sensitive. Me too. Especially in certain areas, like my heart.
[00:26:43] James: So we’d like to thank you very much. And we will see you later. You know what, David? It’s really great.
[00:26:49] James: Because even if this stinks, it doesn’t matter. You know why? You can make another one. Because nobody’s listening.
[00:26:54] James: No. Nobody’s listening, James. Let’s do that again. Okay, David, even if this podcast stinks, it doesn’t matter.
[00:27:00] James: You know why? Why? Because nobody’s listening.
[00:27:08] Voice Actor: Hey guys, it’s Mark from Ohio. Um, you know, I’m outside my house locked out, you know, just got back from school, locked in my house. So I really have nothing to do, and I’m kind of really upset, so, you know, just thought this might be comical to call you guys while I’m locked outside my house. So, yeah, um, just want to say, you know, again, great show, guys, and, um, you know, if I want one word of advice for anyone, don’t forget your keys, because then you’ll be locked outside your house for five hours.
[00:27:49] Voice Actor: So, see you guys later, then. See ya.
[00:27:51] Speaker 6: Bye. Hey James, this is Michael Massick, not Michael Murlock from the Weekly Murlock. Hey, man, you’ve got to give my last name if people are going to find me on True.com. Come on, they’re not going to find no Michael Murlock.
[00:28:03] Speaker 6: Hey, I just want to say how dare you tear out my dirty laundry. I’m sitting here listening to your episode of My Car. I’ve got a bunch of the teenagers from our church with me. We’re going to the dollar store to look for a Crock-Pot.
[00:28:03] Speaker 6: which is a story in itself. And we’re listening to your episode and all of a sudden you come up with your little story about me and fabricated all of it, all the details you made up and everything. No, I’m just kidding, man. I thought it was great.
[00:28:26] Speaker 6: I thought it was actually, I thought it was more funny hearing you tell the story than the actual experience. But hey, I just had to give you a hard time for that. Keep the show, man. Bye.
[00:28:36] Speaker 4: Hey dudes, this is John. Just listened to episode number 10, just like I’ve listened to every other episode. You know, usually a day or two after you do it. Great, great.
[00:28:47] Speaker 4: Loved the poodle in the recap. I mean, I think the poodle should have just kept on going. That was the feature part of the recap song. Just keep going with the poodle.
[00:28:56] Speaker 4: In fact, instead of throwing the hot seat at Gomer Pyle, David, I think you should find, you know, that dog and just take the dog and throw it at Gomer Pyle. That would be so much more effective. But the problem is, is the dog’s still probably not alive. But, oh well.
[00:29:13] Speaker 4: Love the podcast. Have a great day, guys.
[00:29:16] Speaker 7: Talk to you later. Hey, David and James, this is Josh again. I know my last message is kind of pointless, but, um, we’re at an Italian restaurant right near our house, and, um, something just happened, and the first thing I thought was, wow, I should call this so that nobody’s listening. And even my little brother, who’s heard just like five minutes of one of your podcasts, said, wow, you should call that podcast you listen to.
[00:29:40] Speaker 7: And, um, I’m sittin’ there, my little brother’s tellin’ a story about somethin’ preschool or somethin’, and my mom goes with the tongs to, um, grab the lettuce up, and somehow she drops a piece of lettuce, and it flies off, and she tries to grab it again, and it flies right by my head and hits my shoulder and lands on the ground. I, I can definitely say that I’ve been assaulted by a piece of lettuce. And, uh, Well, I gotta say, keep up the good work with the podcast.
[00:30:13] Speaker 7: I’m freezing my butt off out here because I’m in a t-shirt. So I’m gonna hang up now. See you later.
[00:30:20] Speaker 5: I hope this is the, uh, nobody’s listening line. Um, I really, really do hope I got the right number. Not that I can tell just from what I have dialed. Hey, this is Vance.
[00:30:30] Speaker 5: So I have a story. Once when I was, uh, seven, eight, nine, I don’t know, eight, I spent the night with my cousin. and my aunt and uncle on my uncle’s sailboat. Big ol’ boat he called Kalija.
[00:30:44] Speaker 5: And it was just really cool to get to spend the night on the water. I mean, I don’t know if you’ve done that before or not, but it was a really cool experience. On Sunday, they put a lifejacket on me and tied a spring, tossed me into the water behind the boat. onto the sailboat and said, hey, you can just kind of float along in the water.
[00:31:02] Speaker 5: I thought, hey, this would be a great, great thing. So here I am. I’m floating along in the water, having a great time, and it’s pretty fun. Well, it stayed fun until all of a sudden, the wind picked up.
[00:31:15] Speaker 5: When the wind picks up, you go faster. So all of a sudden, this little pleasure float that I was on became an issue where I went drowning. The rope is tied onto the life jacket, which is around me, but as the speed of the boat picks up, I begin to go under the water. So here I am gasping, trying to breathe, and my big uncle, he starts pulling the rope in up to the boat, and I’m trying to get out of the water into the boat, and I’m having trouble, and he reaches down with one big hand and just grabs ahold
[00:31:50] Speaker 5: of me and tosses me back up into the boat, and everything was fine at that point. So, it was fun, um, later, but it was just one of those things that I remember. Was it smart? Well, it sounded smart, but it turned out to be not so smart.
[00:32:04] Speaker 2: Hey, Dave, thanks for returning my call, man. Uh, the only thing is, I asked how you were doing. You didn’t tell me how you were doing. I’m super stoked that you’re glad that I’m alive and everything, but, uh, none of that’s been established with, uh, what’s going on.
[00:32:16] Speaker 2: You still work for Mountain Dew or whatever? I don’t know, man. Uh, yeah, I’m doing good. I don’t know how you’re doing, so let me know.
[00:32:25] Speaker 2: Talk to you next week. Bye.